1. Those ones that are afraid of hospitals.
#DearPatient if you choose to go to babaláwo/church instead of hospital, don't come after they've nearly killed you and be giving us hedek
— HBD @TCharis_DRO (@TheSagachristos) October 30, 2016
2. What is internal heat please?
3. Those one that crack dry jokes.
4. Those ones that never remember their periods.
5. The ones that patronise 419 doctors.
6. When your multipurpose agbo finally stops working.
7. Somebody can’t even play with these patients sha.
#Dearpatient
— 6 (@Dayo_styls) October 30, 2016
Me: is there anyone else in ur family suffering from this condition?
Patient: Leave my children out of this
8. Those ones that don’t really know what a hospital is.
9. This funny one about Caesarean Sections.
10. When a patient thinks palm oil is water.
11. Those ones that are too superstitious.
12. Some patients even use style to set P.
13. The ones that want to turn the doctor to a teacher.
#DearPatient
— Ahmed
Patient: So you're a medical student
Me: Yes sir
Patient: I need you to mentor my son, he'd like to become a doctor
Me: pic.twitter.com/qBNUrVOmeV(@bhorlagnificent) October 30, 2016
(@bhorlagnificent) 14. When your patient is the cause of his own sickness.
15. Those oversabi patients that like forming ITK.
16. Those patients that can lie for Africa.
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