1. All those new year resolutions that tried to kill you, like working out every day and cutting out rice.
2. Onigbese friends that have a PHD in owing you money.
3. Your ex that thinks because it’s the month of Valentines he can slip into your life.
4. Unplanned aso-ebi and hen night shenanigans, because you can’t kill yourself.
5. Fighting in the comments sections of blogs with people you don’t know.
6. All those “my dog doesn’t bite” friends with their 3 hungry Rottweilers.
7. Bosses that owe salary with confidence.
8. Family group chats where your single status is discussed every other day.
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