1. This one about buttocks
— Nigerian proverbsNo matter how much the buttocks are in a hurry, they will always remain behind
2. Why hasn’t this happened, really?
— Nigerian proverbsA child can play with its mother’s breasts, but not its father’s testicles
3. I have kuku said love is a scam
— Nigerian proverbsIt’s better to fall from a tree and a break your back than to fall in love and break your heart
4. Why is there a fly on your scrotum in the first place?
— Nigerian proverbsIt requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum
5. The man with the fufu has everything already
— Nigerian proverbsMan wey carry Ogbono soup pot for hand, and the man wey carry fufu for head, na who go find who go?
6. My anger is very hot, let’s put this to a test
— Nigerian proverbsAnger, no matter how hot it is, can never cook yam.
7. Why would anyone even do this?
— Nigerian proverbsHe who swallows a complete coconut have absolute trust in his anus
8. Very useful for people who lack respect
— Nigerian proverbsSnails don’t venture where horned animals gather
9. I have done this, so….
— Nigerian proverbsYou cannot run and scratch your anus at the same time
10. Truly and honestly
— Nigerian proverbsThere is no greater injustice than when anus farts, head receives a knock
11. This makes sense, literally
— Nigerian proverbsHe who sleeps with itchy anus must wake up with smelly fingers
12. So the handsomeness of the male monkey must be imaginary too
— Nigerian proverbsThe beauty of a female monkey is imaginary to the husband (Zambia)
13. Poor goat!
— Nigerian proverbsThe frown on the face of a goat will not stop it from being priced in the market
14. This is why aunties and uncles don’t mind their business!
— Nigerian proverbsIt takes a whole village to raise a child
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