When I hear people complaining about this country, I always laugh. If only they knew what this country was really trying to achieve

Take light for instance. You think NEPA doesn’t know that if they don’t take light, you won’t stop watching TV and finally start the work you’re meant to

You’ll say our hospitals are bad and doctors are always on strike. Have you ever thought the government just wants you to work hard so you can fly out for treatment like our president?

Okay yes, government didn’t supply water to your house but – would you have known how to use one bucket of water to cook, bathe and wash 5 shirts?

You’re complaining that Police cut the phone when you called to say robbers were attacking. Do you know why they had to do that?

And some might say the price of food is too high. I laugh, Nigeria is honestly too caring!

Same with fuel scarcity. The ONLY reason we have fuel scarcity is because the government wants you to lose a little weight by walking everywhere

Traffic this, traffic that. But have you thought maybe Nigeria just wants you to learn time consciousness?

Some might say they’re always at home because there’s no money to go anywhere. Don’t you know Nigeria just wants you to enjoy your rent?

Before somebody beats us on the road, it’s joke we’re joking oh!

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