When you are on the queue to buy food at a Buka and the food finishes when it gets to your turn.
When there is fuel scarcity and that’s when the transformer on your street decided to blow.
When are you in the middle of cooking one fire indomie and you run out of gas.
When they finally bring light on your street after 6 months but there is still no light in your own house.
Using iron to burn the front of the Aso-ebi you spent 50k on.
When you finish dressing up for an event then they cancel it.
ATM swallowing your card after you’ve queued for an hour.
Someone using their car to splash rain water on your white shirt on a Monday morning.
Forgetting your phone or laptop in an unmarked taxi.
When you spend one hour pricing something in the market only to find out after that the price you bought it is double the original price.
When you are in Lagos traffic and your stomach starts saying one or two things.
When you tell your Uber to pass a shortcut and next thing your map says there’s three hour traffic there.
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