Biting into a sweet agbalumo is an indescribable feeling, but the chances of getting one that actually lives up to expectations are pretty low. So, we’ve gathered 12 tweets you’ll relate to if the struggle of finding the perfect agbalumo has given you trust issues.
1. Agbalumo, the gambler’s fruit.
Agbalumo is really the fruit for gamblers. Will it be sweet?, will it be bitter?…will it slap tf outta you??..Find out when you pay for the next one.
— Sarcastic Frank
Rubbish!.(@franklinto) January 20, 2020
(@franklinto) 2. When you’re never lucky enough to get the sweet agbalumo.
Each time I decide to buy Agbalumo
— Gap Teeth (@thegbemisolarh) January 29, 2019.
How to I identify sweet ones edakun? pic.twitter.com/ar3hR9i106
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? 3. “Slap in the middle” or whatever Davido said.
So I thought this Agbalumo was gonna be sweet in the middle…but nah it was slap in the middle
— Tyneebee (@Debz004) January 14, 2020pic.twitter.com/zauE7ex3JJ
4. When the agbalumo seller lies straight to your face.
5. When the best-looking ones taste the worst.
If you know agbalumo then you know the finest ones are the bitter ones https://t.co/VWcidZbcOL
— Ota L’enu(@adedxyin) January 15, 2020
(@adedxyin) 6. No one, not even Peruzzi, slaps harder than an agbalumo.
My mum: My slaps are the best, if i slap somebody eh, it'd reset the person
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Army man: haq haq, I'm the best at slapping and that's a fact
Bricklayer: Please get your facts right, I'm still alive
Agbalumo: pic.twitter.com/KqGSAVEhdSDaddy oyoyo (@Blaaq_ie) July 5, 2019
Daddy oyoyo (@Blaaq_ie) 7. When you slip up and call it “cherry”.
8. When you found out what the real name actually was.
9. When you never know what to expect from the first suck.
Buying agbalumo is such risky business, you won't know whether it's fruit or backhand slap you bought until you take that first suck
— Bube! (@Frances_NE) February 20, 2017
10. When you think you’ve found the perfect agbalumo, but then you see maggots inside.
11. When what you tasted wasn’t what you ended up buying.
Agbalumo sellers will just give you sweet one for tasting and package AGBO JEDI for you.
— Turnaround#peruzzi pic.twitter.com/f4GJlz53zE
(@Labosky03) January 16, 2020
12. A risk you should never take:
Whatever you do in this life,never buy Agbalumo with your shades on
— Tote bag plug(@seun__oj) January 20, 2020
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