Illuminati conspiracy theories were all the rage back in 2010. I remember spending time reading up all I could about occult conspiracies in music videos and the new world order. Also, there’s this article from 2016 about the things Nigerians googled the most. It revealed how obsessed we were with the Illuminati.
Anyway, it’s been ten years since those stories made Nigerians work themselves into a frothy lather. I figured that it’s now time to reminisce about the most insane ones.
Insane one like:
1) The one that said that the sign below signified the mark of the beast:
There was a time a lot of us believed that making this sign was the easiest way to let people know that you were down with the antichrist. This entire thing was insane because pretty much every celebrity in that era threw up this sign at some point (at award shows, magazine covers, nudes etc).
And so began the seemingly never-ending game of spot the latest celebrity Illuminati devil worshipper.
2) The one that accused Obama of being the freaking antichrist and/or Hitler.
I remember laughing till I cried when the conspiracy theory surrounding Obama’s citizenship status took a turn for the supernatural.
He was accused of being a citizen of hell.
And not just any regular citizen too, my man, Barack, was accused of being the crown prince of the underworld.
3) The one that accused Beyonce (the Illuminati queen) of giving birth to the antichrist in 2012:
Poor Blue Ivy hadn’t been out of the womb for a week when certain people on the internet began referring to her as the literal spawn of Satan.
Their proof? Her overhyped gestation period and secrecy surrounding her birth. (Beyonce had an entire floor of a hospital cleared out for Blue’s birth.)
Blue Ivy is 8 years old now. I can’t wait until she kickstarts the great tribulation and enslaves mankind for 7 years of tribulation.
4) The one that accused Chris Brown (an Illuminati pawn) of singing about Lucifer in his 2007 song, Fallen Angel.
A lot of people missed out on this fire bop thank to YouTube conspiracy theorists losing their minds over the songs lyrics.
5) The one that accused a ton of important people around the world of being humanoid reptilian aliens.
Wikipedia describes David Icke as a professional conspiracy theorist, which is why it didn’t surprise me to know that this one originated from him. As I refuse to engage in this insanity, here’s everything David Icke believes:
Girrrrrrrrl!
What other conspiracy theories do you think we missed? Tell us in the comments!
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