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A Pastor Went To Heaven And Wants To Share His Souvenir Pictures For 68k

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After going through fuel scarcity, heat, permanent leader syndrome and many other African problems, we all eventually want to make heaven.

A South African pastor has been making trips between heaven and earth.

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And he was kind enough to take heavenly pictures to show mere mortals like us.

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But all you sinners can’t just view such holy pictures free of charge…

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Propher Mboro is charging 5,000 Rand, approximately 68,000 Naira for those who want to know what heaven looks like.

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Although haters are trolling him on Twitter.

Because even Jesus has not accomplished this feat.

Maybe only Samsung Galaxy S5 phones work in heaven.

He sha took a selfie with the serpent of Eden.

And probably followed the ladder to heaven.

He doesn’t care, he just wants people to stop sending him nudes.

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But really, who heaven selfies epp?

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Will they buy someone a seat in the kingdom of heaven?

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If not, let us all meet at the feet of Jesus abeg!

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