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All Of Our Favourite Girl Power Movies
It’s no secret that Nollywood is male-dominated. Even though we churn out over 1500 movies every year. Only a handful of those movies are directed by women or centred around women. And even fewer pass...
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Election Season Is Almost Over, But Here Are Some Of The Most Interesting...
The 2019 elections will be remembered for many things. Its postponement, all the trash talking, the very many candidates… but for the important role they, the following things didn’t get as much...
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10 Tattoo Ideas That Won’t Get You Thrown Out Or Disowned By Your Parents
So, you’ve finally given in to peer pressure and have decided to get a tattoo. Took you long enough. Welcome to the dark side. The only problem is you still live with your parents and don’t want...
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Cafe One Celebrates 33 Female Entrepreneurs For International Women’s Day
To celebrate #InternationalWomensDay, Cafe One got together 33 female entrepreneurs doing phenomenal stuff; contributing to the narrative of a balanced world. Thank you, ladies, for reminding us that...
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The Babe Trying To “Trust The Process” At ₦100k/month
In this story, we’re speaking with a super-talented lady who is torn between learning the ropes in a structured environment and looking for how to earn more. But quick one: This week’s story was...
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We Ranked Everything In A Small Chops Pack
After Jollof, nothing unifies Nigerians like small chops. I guess it helps that it’s made up of several parts. And we all have the opportunity to pitch our tents in different camps, be it samosa or...
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5 Ways To Respond When Someone Tells You That You Smell Nice
So this particular life tutorial requires the creation of a hypothetical situation. Let’s do this together, shall we? Let’s go. Off the top of my head and not at all inspired by events that may or...
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The Women Who Are Not Safe Or Sorry
You’ve probably heard the story before. An exciting female musician begins to catch some buzz. After teasing crumbs on her Instagram, she puts herself out there for the first time. Millions more get...
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I Spend A Lot Of Time Looking At My Vagina And You Should Too
Some women look at their vaginas once a month, some once a year, some will rather die, than look down there. Those are probably the same women who treat vagina like a swear word. As for me I take a...
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You Have Five Stars, How Would You Rate Nigeria?
If I’m being honest, they haven’t invented the metric system to quantify how very little I rate Nigeria. Just FYI, I’m female, so you can understand. This got me wondering how different groups living...
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A Series Of Unfortunate Nigerian Events: The Umar Dikko Story
The year was 1984. Contrary to Orwellian designs, society was yet to devolve into a dystopia, just teeming with human rights abuse… Or had it? For Umar Dikko, the human being and former Nigerian...
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These Photographs Will Make You Fall In Love With Enugu
Last year, I took a trip to Enugu for the first time. It was a whim decision and I wasn’t sure what to expect. I knew I wanted to eat a lot of Abacha and try Agbugbu for the first time. I never got to...
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Let Me Tell You Why These 5 Biscuits From Your Childhood Are Terrible
Brethren, I am here to rip the nostalgia goggles off your eyes so y’all can finally see that these biscuits that are the subjects of like 200 “your childhood sucked if you didn’t eat these” listicles...
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Living in Nigeria Must Be Hard If Your Dad Is A Corrupt Politician
For the last two weeks or so, Davido has had to answer some weird questions on his tour of US radio. You may have missed the memo, but Nigeria is casted in the abroad. While Davido has been talking...
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Remember When Nigerian Artists Had Signature Items?
If you were a Nigerian artiste in the 90s, then hats off to you, you earned it. Back then, there were no Soundclouds or strategic tweets you could send out, mentioning your favourite artist with a...
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Six Women Tell Us How They Feel About Nigeria’s Aso-Ebi Culture.
For every Nigerian woman, a time comes when your weekends suddenly go from lazy Saturdays spent in your house, to having to attend a friend/cousin/colleague’s wedding almost every weekend. And while...
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What To Watch This March… Depending On How Broke You Are
It’s the 13th of March as I write this. I’m surviving on my stash of pasta, cream crackers and pure benevolence. I don’t know how my salary finished and I don’t want to talk about it. All I know is...
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The Water Seller Carting In ₦82k Every Month
In this story, we talk to a man who spends his days selling water out of his cart, and his nights keeping watch. Age: 27 Income: ₦82,000/month When did this hustle start? I first came to Lagos...
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The Bush Baby: A Short Story
Biodun was being calm on the outside but he was lowkey furious. When Obinna called him on the phone, sounding frantic and saying he needed help, he was sure Obinna had gotten himself into trouble...
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Unexpected Penis Pictures And Harassment: A Nigerian Woman’s Tinder Experience
Early last year, after an almost fairytale-like relationship, came to an abrupt end, I did what all movies recommend you need to do to move on from a breakup. I deleted his number (even though I had...
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