Quiz: Can We Guess Your Genotype?
A lot of Nigerians do not know their genotype and blood group. Therefore, we decided that before you go for lab tests, we should try to guess what your genotype is. We teamed up with a team of...
View Article8 Things Only Class Stabbers Will Understand
1. You, when it’s time for course registration Y’all should look at me very well now oh. You won’t see me again 2. When your roommates are preparing to go for class, but you’ve just gotten to the...
View Article#BumpThis: Payper Corleone, Sinzu & Hotyce’s “Full Effect”
There’s so much new music being released that it’s hard for even the most loyal fans to wade through the trash to find the gems. That’s why we’ve created #BumpThis – a daily series that features new...
View Article12 Frustrating Things Nigerian Parents Do To Their Kids
1. They pay for your education, then they get mad when you have educated views. This one is your fault sha. 2. They warn you to never date, then they start asking for spouse immediately you graduate....
View ArticleWhy Is 2020 Trying So Hard To Prove We’re In The End Times?
Sis, it’s only been 8 days! The book of revelations is a part of the bible I very much like to pretend doesn’t exist. I breathe, live and work in Nigeria and that’s more than enough horror for one...
View ArticleQuiz: When Will You Break Your New Year Resolutions?
To be honest, a lot of people only make new year resolutions because the idea is cool and everyone else is doing it. We’ve decided to do you a favour and tell you when you will end this falsehood....
View Article7 Common Taboos Surrounding Money
Growing up, there was a lot of secrecy surrounding money. Our parents spoke about money in vague terms such as: “Grow up, get married, and make money.” No one sat us down to explain how to make money,...
View Article3 Old Nollywood Protagonists Who Deserved To Suffer
I spend an unhealthy amount of time thinking of how many protagonists in old Nollywood movies got away with doing despicable things just because they ran into the nearest church at the movie’s climax...
View ArticleDid You Hear The One About Nigerians And The Iranians?
On January 2nd, 2020 after permitting us literally two days of peace in the new year, the US killed Iranian leader and commander – Qassim Soleimani in an airstrike. His killing occurred in Iran. All...
View ArticleLove In The Age Of Genotype
What does it mean when you fall in love with someone but cannot marry them or have a future with them because of your genotype? What do you do? Do you walk away or stick with them: in sickness and in...
View ArticleWe Asked 4 Nigerians To Share Their Infidelity Tales
We asked four two-timing Nigerians to share their stories and all I can say is, three out of them are way past the point of no return: Emmanuel, 27 – Always down to bone “Well, I’ve never felt...
View Article4 Money Habits To Include In Your New Year Resolution
All your life you have struggled with saving money and being financially independent? Every year, you make resolutions to improve but you give up midway and revert to your old ways. If this sounds...
View Article#BumpThis: Phyno, Falz & Phenom’s “Get The Info”
There’s so much new music being released that it’s hard for even the most loyal fans to wade through the trash to find the gems. That’s why we’ve created #BumpThis – a daily series that features new...
View ArticleBreaking Med School Stereotypes One Activity At A Time: Oluchi’s Aluta and Chill
Students in Nigerian universities have stories to tell, but hardly anyone to tell them to. For our weekly series, Aluta and Chill, we are putting the spotlight on these students and their various...
View Article10 Of Our Favourite Non-Singles From 2019’s Best Nigerian Albums
2019 had a ton of great Nigerian albums, courtesy of big-name stars like Burna Boy and rising phenoms like Lady Donli. While all of these releases came with solid singles, all of them still have...
View ArticleAnd You Thought Your Job Was Bad! Here’s What 4 Nigerians Spill About Past...
Glory, Glory, you a job and escaped the terror that is roaming the streets of the Nigerian Labour market, CV and a half-assed cover letter in tow. But what was that? Getting the job was only the...
View ArticleHere’s Why You Need To Know What Endometriosis Is
Periods are a nasty thing. For 5 to 7 days every month blood spews out of your vagina nonstop as a reward for not getting pregnant. As if that’s not bad enough, it’s usually accompanied by cramping,...
View ArticleAll The Things That Can Happen When NYSC Posts You To A PPA
NYSC is that mandatory scheme where all fresh graduates are slaves to the government. And for every corps member, getting posted to a place of primary assignment is the dreaded moment of truth. The...
View ArticleHow Much Does It Cost To Have An Affair In Lagos?
So, I was wondering. Everyone I know is broke, tired, and always complaining, yet many people seem to be able to make time for sex or some semblance of sex. Especially people that are in relationships...
View ArticleQuiz: When Will You Go On Your Next Date?
Will you be spending time with someone you like soon or will you have to wait for a while? We have the answers and we’re ready to tell you if you answer a few questions first. Shall we? The post Quiz:...
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