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Sex Life: Living With A Vagina That Refuses To Be Penetrated
Sex Life is an anonymous Zikoko weekly series that explores the pleasures, frustrations and excitement of sex in the lives of Nigerians. The subject of today’s Sex Life is a 27-year-old heterosexual...
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5 Bad Habits Instagram Vendors Need To Stop ASAP
Instagram vendors are now everywhere, thanks to the internet and to the founder of Instagram. You can be in your house and buy a complete outfit, down to eyelashes that will match the outfit. And we...
View ArticleQuiz: Can We Guess How You Are Getting To Work On Monday?
Monday is a stressful day. However, with the recent clampdown on the affordable means of transportation, it’s going to become three times more stressful. How will you go in for your 9-5 on Monday?...
View ArticleQuiz: Which Nigerian Celebrity Couple Are You And Your Partner?
A lot of Nigerian celebrities have shown us the best sides of romantic relationships. Take this quiz and find out which Nigerian celebrity couple perfectly represents your relationship. The post Quiz:...
View ArticleQUIZ: Can We Guess What Your Talent is?
Most people are born with something they have a natural aptitude for — meaning they can be good at it without even being taught. That’s what your talent is. Whether it’s singing, drawing, acting or...
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What’s It Like When Your Side Hustle Pays More Than Your 9-5?
Every week, Zikoko seeks to understand how people move the Naira in and out of their lives. Some stories will be struggle-ish, others will be bougie. All the time, it’ll be revealing. In this...
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Twitter Reacts to Okada Ban In Lagos, And It’s Nothing Short Of Hilarious
With the recent Okada ban in Lagos, it’s clear that a lot of people are about to experience a new wave of discomfort in their commute. If the reactions pouring out of Twitter are to be believed,...
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Psst. We Know The Real Reasons Lagos State Banned Okadas.
As many of you know and as some of you can attest through the sweat that soaked through your baffs on the way to work, the Lagos State government has banned bikes/Okadas and Napeps/tricycles from...
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We Asked 4 People Their Worst Trekking Stories
The Okada/Keke ban in Lagos has thrown the people who live there back in time. The streets of Lagos are currently full of people walking insane distances just to get to work. There’s an “Israelites...
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10 Very Specific Emotions Every Lagosian Without A Car Definitely Experienced...
If you are a Lagosian, chances are that this morning was hell. Well, unless you own a car or can afford Uber and Bolt. For the rest of us, we experienced one or more of the emotions on the list below....
View Article8 Fun Songs Every Lagos Trekker Should Have On Their Playlist
The Okada ban is the latest reminder of how frustrating living in this country can be, thanks to insensitive policies and questionable decision-making by the government. A lot of people have been...
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Here Are The Phone Numbers Of Lagos State Legislators To Call About The Okada...
Doing the exact opposite of what the government supposedly intended, the recent Okada/Keke ban in Lagos has thrown the state into chaos. Over 800,000 people (formerly Okada and Keke drivers) have lost...
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Hi, I Live In Lagos. Here’s How I Got To Work This Morning.
Gather round, there’s enough room in today’s free okada-ban therapy session for everybody. As we all know, the Lagos State government has decided the motto for 2020 is ‘pepper-dem’, but not in the...
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8 Book Titles That Perfectly Describe How Lagosians Feel About The Okada Ban
1) Author: Mark Manson. No lies detected. 2) Author: Chinua Achebe. “Things fall apart, the danfo cannot hold.” 3) Author: Fyodor Dostoevsky. Crime: Being a Lagosian. Punishment: Being a Lagosian. 4)...
View Article#BumpThis: Naira Marley & Ms. Banks’“Anywhere”
There’s so much new music being released that it’s hard for even the most loyal fans to wade through the trash to find the gems. That’s why we’ve created #BumpThis – a daily series that features new...
View ArticleQUIZ: Which Indomie Flavour Are You?
As crazy as this might sound, there’s actually an Indomie flavour that perfectly aligns with every personality — from the dependable Chicken to the underrated Oriental Fried Noodles. So, we created a...
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11 Things Everyone Who Hates The Sight Of A Kitchen Knows To Be True
The kitchen is typically the one thing that stands between everyone and hunger, but a lot of people have learned to go for other food options, because they hate to step a foot in the kitchen, unless...
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Here’s What We Know About The Attempted Suicide Bomber, Nathaniel Samuel.
You don’t have to live in Nigeria to be aware of how bad security currently is in the country. The US has banned us for it. The president is being asked to resign over it, even the Christian...
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Weird Food Combinations That Nigerians Actually Love
Food is life, we agree. But do you know that while you’ve been playing it safe with food, some people are out there engaging in culinary BDSM? We know you don’t, and that’s why we brought you this to...
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How To Smell Like The CEO Of A Startup…On A Budget
Can you smell nice on a budget? No, really? People treat perfumes and scents like some secret society and on a members-only basis. People who smell nice don’t like to reveal the price or name of their...
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