14 Nigerian Celebrities We’re Sure You Had Your First Childhood Crush On
1. Richard Mofe-Damijo We have crushed on him from the days of Diamond Ring till date. He has managed to remain hot and everyone’s MCM for days! 2. Junior and Pretty They blessed us with Bolanle and...
View ArticleBeyonce Channels Osun Goddess And Yoruba Spirituality In ‘Lemonade’
On the evening of April 23rd, Queen B blessed the world with her visual album titled Lemonade, which premiered on HBO. As if she wanted to kill us with slayage, she featured several awesome people...
View Article17 Pictures You’ll Completely Relate To If You’ve Ever Been To A Nigerian...
1. It’s hair day and you’re happy because you finally found the special one that understands your head. Please never leave me. I love you. 2. And you know your salon is popping because there are...
View Article16 Nollywood Actors Reimagined As Game Of Thrones Characters
1. Nkiru Sylvanus as Sansa Stark When you think Sansa Stark, you can’t help but think ‘SUFFERING’. Seriously, when your childhood crush kills your father, it can only go downhill from there. So, who...
View ArticleThe Complete Guide To Being A Danfo Driver
1. You must never have chill. You’re one of the kings of Lagos and chill does not live in Lagos. 2. Your conductor must be your bestie. Because Danfo drivers and their conductors are relationship...
View Article24 Pictures Only People Who Attended Nigerian Law School Will Relate To
1. When you see your name on the list and you’ve been posted to your choice campus. YES!!! 2. When you meet Bar 1 students during registration and orientation week, including those who attended Uni in...
View Article15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria
1. When the ATM in front of a bank doesn’t have money in it. Are you people serious at all? 2. When the ATM swallows your card on a weekend. I’m dead. 3. Nigerians and “Are you the last pulzon on the...
View Article18 Pictures That Describe Having The Worst Roommates At University
1. It’s a new school session so you get to change rooms and get assigned new roommates. New session, who this? 2. So you pray to God and ask for good roommates. God abeg! 3. When you meet them and...
View ArticleThis Petrol Black Marketer Has Branded His Business But Haters Will Say It’s...
It has been over three months of fuel scarcity in Nigeria. One day it will kuku come to an end. But while the fuel scarcity continues, the queues are ridiculous at fuel stations that have fuel and...
View Article13 Pictures That Are Too True About Nigerian Mothers And Their Phones
1. When she looks at her phone as if it is trying to deceive her. Mummy, your phone is not against you. 2. How she saves numbers on her phone: They don’t even have time. 3. The kind of texts she sends...
View Article16 Struggles Nigerians In Long Distance Relationships Can Relate To
1. You and bae start a long distance relationship but you’re happy because you’ll have your own space and time. You didn’t know it was going to really suck. 2. When you need a hug after a really long...
View Article16 Pictures Only People Who Attended Catholic Secondary Schools Will Relate To
1. When you have to attend mass 7 mornings a week without fail. Because you have to begin the day with Jesus and Mary. 2. When they expect you to stay awake through morning mass and also stay awake in...
View Article18 Pictures Every Nigerian Who Has Done WAEC Will Relate To
1. You, a night before your first WAEC exam. My body is ready. 2. When they send the most wicked teacher in school to invigilate. We are in trouble. 3. When they arrange everybody in alphabetical...
View ArticleLil Kesh Has Left YBNL Records But We Have Questions
Lil Kesh has served Nigerians a few great hits and we thank him for that. He is so talented, he caused a fight between Olamide and Don Jazzy during the 2016 Headies but let’s leave trash for LAWMA and...
View Article15 Things That Are Too True For Nigerians That Grew Up In The Church
1. Your first official bible: The best. 2. When your parents ask you if you’re going to church as if you have a choice. Why are you even asking? 3. When service starts by 9, but you’re out of the...
View ArticleNigerians Were Asked If They Could Slap Their Mothers For $20 Million And The...
BattaBox took to the streets to ask Nigerians if they could slap their mothers for 20 million dollars. Nigerians were ever-dramatic with their responses. A woman said she’ll rather slap her mother for...
View Article16 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians That Are Not Politically Correct
Political Correctness is used to describe language intended not to offend or disadvantage any particular group of people in society. But, what about the people that don’t care about political...
View Article17 Pictures Nigerians Who Have Shopped At Balogun Market Can Relate To
1. Your wardrobe needs serious pimping so you go to the most legit boutique in Lagos. Time to glo up! 2. When you realise you’re going to spend the whole day trekking through the market. Tired in...
View Article11 Excuses Nigerian Politicians Give For Our Problems
And sometimes by excuses, we mean lies. In some cases, they cannot even be bothered to excuse their behavior. 1. “Why don’t we have fuel?” 2. “What is being done about those stealing Nigeria’s money?”...
View Article17 Pictures That Will Only Make Sense To People Who Grew Up In Nigeria
1. This picture you’ll only get if you helped in the kitchen. If you don’t get it, we can’t epp you. 2. This insult we all fell for the first time. “I be monkey before before.” 3. The fear this struck...
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