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17 Things That Are Too True For Nigerians Who Love Their Weekends

1. When it’s Monday and all you can look forward to is Friday. Friday, where is you? 2. And in the middle of the week you make weekend plans with your squad. This weekend will be lit! 3. When Friday...

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13 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Bought Condoms From A Nigerian Pharmacy

1. When you need condoms but none of your friends are around to steal from. Nawa! 2. You, calculating whether to buy condoms now or free and buy pampers later. Is the shame worth it? 3. You, praying...

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Husband Of Domestic Abuse Victim, Ronke Shonde, Speaks Out But We Have Questions

It was 7am on Friday, May 6 when Mrs Ronke Shonde was found dead at home in Egbeda. The family nanny had arrived to prepare the children for school and found the house locked. Peeping through the...

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This Hilarious Video Basically Sums Up What Happens When You Try To Break Up...

You used to be so in love with your Yoruba bae and enjoyed your relationship for 7 good years and even wore the same aso ebi to weddings.     But it’s 2016 and you want to move on to newer things....

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Husband Of Domestic Abuse Victim, Ronke Shonde, Has Been Arrested

Less than 48 hours after speaking to The Punch in hiding and denying killing his wife, Mr Lekan Shonde has been arrested. He was pictured in police custody in a tweet shared by the Lagos Rapid Response...

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24 Different Types of Nigerian Guys You’ll Come Across

PS: If you cannot take a joke, STOP now.  PPS: Seriously! 1. The Tosin Complete and utter flirt Has more shoes than he needs Dated every girl you know 2. The Tolu Kind and intelligent Very unlike other...

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16 Pictures Only People Who Attended Queens College Will Understand

1. Whenever you hear “pass on the torch” …still brightly gleaming. 2. When you enter stealth mode to fap water from your dorm girls. Epp me, Lord. 3. When you’re leaving dining hall and you hear “one...

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14 Images That Perfectly Describe Living In Abuja

1. When you’re going somewhere in town and the cab man calls N500 for you. Do you think this is Lagos? 2. When the cab man asks “where in Gwarimpa?” and you say “around charly bo…” No vex. 3. When you...

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YNaija Dragged P Square’s Paul Okoye But We’re Only Here For The Shade

Truth be told, new ideas are usually built on older ones these days. Nigerian musicians are great at copying sampling , that’s why Wizkid probably sampled S7ven in Holla At Your Boy while P Square...

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13 Pictures Nigerians Who Grew Up Playing Ludo Will Remember

1. When someone wants to play ludo with just one die. Are we joking here? 2. When there are only 2 players so each of you has to handle 2 homes. STRESS! 3. Your face, when they try to make you play...

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DJ Cuppy Thinks Money Isn’t Everything And We Believe Her

A lot of people believe money isn’t everything in life and they’re almost always right. Because for instance, money can buy drugs but not good health. At least that’s what some Nigerians thought when...

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13 Struggles Of Travelling Anywhere With Your Nigerian Parents

1. You will not be told you’re travelling until the last minute. I can’t have plans, abi? 2. They will wait till the tickets are at their most expensive before booking. Then spend forever complaining....

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An Indian Politician Wants A Ban On Nigerians Entering India

It looks like Donald Trump isn’t the only politician calling for the ban of a group of migrants entering his country. Indian politician and former minister, Ravi Naik, is calling for a ban on...

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14 “Dear Oloni” Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Dami Olonisakin (aka Oloni) is an award-winning sex and relationship blogger. The ‘Ask Oloni‘ segment on her blog is especially awesome, but some questions that get sent in are pretty ridiculous. So,...

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19 Things Nollywood Still Owes Us An Explanation For

1. This Jim Iyke flashback: I can’t even hate. 2. This insane movie title: The answer: Rihanna *looks away*. 3. This doctor casually using cooking gas as oxygen: Well, she is certainly dead. 4. This...

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Here’s Proof That Falz Is Basically Winning At Life

This guy doesn’t call himself Falz the Bahd guy for nothing. First of all, he’s ridiculously funny. Secondly, he’s a good actor and is the only Nigerian rapper with an AMCVA award. He’s fine AF. He...

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How To Be The ‘Perfect’ Nigerian Wife

SATIRE! SATIRE!! SATIRE!!! Please and thank you. 1. Thank him everyday for ‘saving’ you from the clutches of spinsterhood. You know marriage is EVERY woman’s goal. 2. Marry as a virgin, but be a freak...

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19 Problems Nigerians Who Struggled With English In School Will Immediately...

1. When you thought English was going to be your best subject. Something you’ve been speaking since you were a kid. Should be easy! 2. When your teacher asks you to write an essay on how you spent...

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QUIZ: Can We Guess What You’re Having For Iftar?

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The Different Kinds of Nigerian Girlfriends That Exist

1. The Razz Girlfriend Will embarass you in public You can’t take her out Her boyfriend is probably named Sege 2. The Lowkey Most Wanted Girlfriend Nobody knows who she is dating But everybody still...

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