The Struggle Of Nigerians and ‘African Time’
1. The unofficial ‘African time’ formula: You’ll probably still be too early. 2. When you actually go for a Nigerian event on time. Na me mess up. 3. When you get to an event one hour late and they...
View ArticleCan Freeze Just Stop Talking Forever?
Everybody loves doing a form of amebo and it isn’t always bad. But there’s a certain OAP that likes to chook his mouth in things that don’t concern him. And as expected, everything he says is almost...
View ArticleKim Kardashian Came For Taylor Swift And The Reactions Are The Most Hilarious...
We all remember this mic-snatching drama of 2009 and all the controversy that followed. However, Kanye publicly apologised to Taylor Swift and they became friends afterwards, he even sent her flowers....
View ArticleThe First African Passport Has Been Launched But People Have Mixed Reactions
Finally, we can all now get a red passport! For the record, it’s a pan-African passport which was launched on July 17 during the 27th African Union Summit in Kigali, Rwanda. However, the first...
View ArticleThe Struggles Of Being Romantic In Lagos
So that’s how one Lagos boy just finished watching a nollywood romance movie and started feeling inspired It’s time to move to the next level. So he does more “research” and plots and plans like a...
View ArticleMelania Trump Is The Latest Copy-Copy In Town And We Have Proof
Everyone in the world knows how interesting and lit the U.S presidential race is. And something even more interesting happened on July 18. During the Republican National Convention, Donald Trump’s...
View ArticleCan We Talk About This Cover Of Genevieve Magazine?
Four of the most beautiful Nigerian celebrities, Beverly Naya, Mocheddah, Adesua Etomi and Sika Osei, covered the latest edition of Genevieve Magazine. See how they’re all shining and popping. But in...
View ArticleA Post For Nigerians Who Love Food, By Nigerians Who Love Food
1. When you don’t want to go out but you hear “free food”. My body is ready. 2. When you go for a buffet and someone tries to enter your front. Better respect yourself. 3. When your mother starts...
View Article15 Pictures That Will Make Sense To Every Nigerian Graduating This Year
1. You, turning up on the last Sunday thanksgiving service: Turn up for Jesus. 2. How you wake up on your graduation day: FINALLY! 3. When you see that lecturer that said you wouldn’t graduate. Twerk...
View ArticleHow To Give Your Nigerian Grandparents Headache
You must answer “NO” to the question “Have you eaten?” “Ah! You want to starve to death?” When they now cook for you, you must tell them you are not eating “Ahn ahn! How can?” You must go their house...
View ArticleA Nigerian Journalist Has Won The Prestigious Komla Dumor BBC Award
Hard-working with a passion for telling African stories, the award-winning Didi Akinyulere launched her career in the financial sector in 2011 after graduating from University of Nottingham. She moved...
View ArticleA Nigerian Civil Organisation Believes The NYSC Year Should Be Devoted To...
While some people love NYSC with all its wahala, we all have to admit that having to teach during NYSC isn’t the coolest experience. And while many of us aren’t even over this teaching idea, a civil...
View Article13 Pictures About Nigerian Politicians That Are Beyond Accurate
1. Nigerian politicians summed up in a poem: Too accurate. 2. Nigerian politicians and “resign”: via @iamsupervillain What is a “resign”? 3. This one about the INEC chairman: via @Monsiuer_T Free and...
View ArticleCaptain America’s Florence Kasumba Is Set To Feature In The New Wonder Woman...
You have to be sleeping on a Keke not to know this badass Ugandan actress called Florence Kasumba. She’s the woman that slayed our lives with just one line in Captain America: Civil War. Like...
View ArticleA Nigerian Woman’s Make-Up Struggles
1. When your mother finally allows you start using make up and you can graduate from baby powder and “wet lips” Now I can reach my full potential! 2. You looking for the right shade of foundation Come...
View ArticleA Really Lit Yard Sale Is Happening In Lagos This July, But Are You Ready For...
When wardrobes start overflowing with clothes that are hardly worn, it only means one thing, TIME TO DECLUTTER! This was exactly how Ginikachi Eloka, the brain behind NFB yard sale, felt as a UNILAG...
View Article13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home
1. When you tell your mother you’re sick and she says “you’re strong in Jesus’ name.” Amen! But I’m still vomiting sha. 2. How your parents see themselves when you fall sick: You people are now...
View ArticleMy (Almost) Sugar Daddy And Me
I had just been promoted at work, so I went to have lunch somewhere very nice to congratulate myself. Yass! I really enjoyed myself oh, eating and overeating sef. Is it your promotion? Allow me jere!...
View ArticleThe Struggles Of A Short-Sighted Nigerian
1. When you know you’re almost blind but you can’t spoil your swegz with glasses. Can’t stain my bad guy. 2. You, trying to see the board when you sit at the back of the class: Can’t sit in the front...
View ArticleFor Her
She was more bone than skin, her body was mostly still with hairs, muscles and veins that were hard to find. She barely spoke, moved, or ate. She mostly watched. Her vessels had failed but you could...
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