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13 Pictures That Describe Your Saturday Mornings Growing Up
1. Your mother, when it’s Saturday morning and you’re still sleeping: See this lazy child. 2. When you hear your mother blasting gospel music and you know endless cleaning is about to go down. Hay...
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A Nigerian Lawyer Is Suing The Government For Banning Sale Of Fuel In Jerrycans
Finally, someone has come to admit that #JerryCanLivesMatter. During the horrible fuel scarcity that rocked Nigeria in 2016, the government banned the sale of fuel in jerrycans. This ban resulted in...
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15 Of The Most Popular Zikoko Posts From July 2016
These were the most read, shared, and laughed at Zikoko posts from the month of July. So, in case you missed any of them or just want to read your faves again, we did what we at Zikoko do best and made...
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This Video Is Proof That Ghanaian Police Officers Know How To Get Down
Just when we thought Nigerian police officers were the only ones that liked to form bad guy… And turn up like there’s no tomorrow… These Ghanaian officers just shocked us in this video. If Ghana...
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The Stress Of Having Your Nigerian Mother Buy Clothes For You
1. When you tell your mother you need clothes and she asks if you’ve finished wearing the ones you have. Hay God! 2. When your hear your mother shout “come and see if this shirt is your size”. YES!!!...
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We Need To Talk About Being Single In A Nigerian Church
1. When you leave teen church and realise you are now a member of adult church: Ahn ahn! Just like that? 2. When someone suggests you join the choir/drama/ushering department because “singles are many...
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13 Words That Do Not Exist In Your Nigerian Parents’ Vocabulary
1. “Allowance” Which one is allowance? Are they not ‘allowing’ you live in their house for free? My friend, will you leave this place. 2. “Privacy” You want them to give you privacy in their own...
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How To Be A Romantic Nigerian Woman 101
1. How you say hello in the morning: Because how good is the morning if he is hungry? 2. If he gets a new job: So the job will balance very well! 3. If he loses his job: Before you cry too much, at...
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Nigeria Won Her First Game At The Rio Olympics And We Can’t Stop Smiling
In case you missed it, the Super Eagles Under-23 Team has clinched its first victory at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games, despite some serious glitches. Even after Olivia the Parrot (soccer psychic)...
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The Differences Between Growing Up In A Nigerian Home And Growing Up Anywhere...
1. When you misbehave anywhere else: When you misbehave in a Nigerian home: How will they now ground someone they don’t even allow to go out? 2. The washing machine anywhere else: via @sirNdou The...
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These Pictures Of Fathers and Their Daughters will Definitely Make You Smile
Yesterday, President Barack Obama wrote an amazing essay for Glamour Magazine titled “This Is What a Feminist Looks Like“. This came a few months after his wonderful remarks at the first White House...
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The CBN Is Selling The Dollar At N197 For Pilgrims But We Won’t Take It
In these harsh economic times, the Nigerian government have done what they’re good at once again. The Central Bank of Nigeria on August 4, directed all banks and licensed Forex traders to sell the...
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President Buhari Relaunched The Infamous War Against Indiscipline Brigade And...
In 1984, President Buhari launched the War Against Indiscipline brigade during his military rule to curb indiscipline and corruption in the country. At the time, the brigade flogged people who jumped...
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Yellow Paw-Paw Problems
1. When people ask you what “cream” you are using: It’s the glory of God oh! 2. When people ask if you are “a half caste”: It’s like you people don’t know that word is offensive sha! 3. When people...
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15 Nigerian Meals That Will Treat You Better Than Your Current Bae
1. Ogbono soup that will never forget to send you ‘good morning’ texts: via @EatingNigerian 2. Banga soup that will always notice when you change your hairstyle: via @EatingNigerian 3. Egusi soup that...
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The Stress Of Having People Try And Pronounce Your Name Abroad
1. How people react when they hear your name the first time: Their brain is already frying. 2. Your face, whenever someone tries to pronounce your name: Chai! 3. When someone asks if you have “an...
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‘Wakaa! The Musical’ Is The First Nigerian Musical To Show In London And The...
In 2015, the most talked about show in Nigeria, ‘Wakaa! The Musical‘ first premiered at the Muson Center in Lagos to a sold-out audience. Following its success in Nigeria, Bolanle Austen-Peters, the...
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12 Things That Happen When Your Aunty And Uncle Visit From Abroad
1. When your mother makes you vacate your room because that’s where your aunty/uncle will be staying. So all that foreign currency and no money for hotel? 2. When you see all the goodies they brought...
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12 Pictures Of Nigerians In History You’ve Probably Never Seen Before
1. Nojim Maiyegun, the boxer who was Nigeria’s 1st medalist at the 1964 Olympics in Tokyo. via Box Rec 2. Victor Ikpeba posing with his coach, Arsene Wenger, when he played for AS Monaco in 1993. via...
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