Clik here to view.
10 Hysterical Phrases Nigerians Created (Number 5 Is The Most Hilarious)
1. ‘Per-adventure’ Who even came up with this? 2. ‘Should in case’ Can we all agree to stop saying this? 3. ‘Fleet’ This isn’t even an actual word. 4. ‘Please dress’ What are they dressing? 5. “Tickle...
View ArticleClik here to view.
10 Annoying Things That Happen When You Follow Your Mom To The Market
1. You, when she disturbs your beauty sleeps and says you should escort her to the market. Hay God, why me? 2. When she loads you with ghana must go bags to carry. The bags are more than what she...
View ArticleQUIZ: What Type Of Fighter Were You In Secondary School?
The post QUIZ: What Type Of Fighter Were You In Secondary School? appeared first on Zikoko!.
View Article10 Songs That Will Inspire You To keep Fighting Till The New Year Comes
Believe us, we know 2016 has been very tough! From the economy that is dancing azonto to personal heartbreaks, we all need some form of inspiration before we finally get to sign out from 2016. These...
View ArticleClik here to view.
All The Things That Happen When The Driver Is The Real Oga At Home
1. When you need to get somewhere by 8 am and the driver strolls in at 7:45. Welcome oh! Oga super! 2. When you are running errands and he decides you are taking too long and goes off on his own. Na...
View ArticleClik here to view.
9 Types Of People You’ll Definitely Find In Your Office
1. The lowkey alcoholic. “It’s not vodka I’m drinking, its water” 2. The highkey alcoholic. “Whether you know I’m drinking is for your pocket” 3. The office snitch. “Whatever you’re doing, Oga must...
View ArticleClik here to view.
8 Things We Hated About Making Our Hair Growing Up
1. The hairdressers that made you put your head in between their legs Aunty but why? 2. You won’t now be able to watch the TV behind you Just let me know it’s punishment I came to serve here. 3. The...
View ArticleClik here to view.
If You Have Too Many Friends, This Is Your Story
1. When you are in more than 6 different group chats because you have so many friends from many different friendships groups. How will one person keep up? 2. When 3 of your friends are getting married...
View ArticleClik here to view.
9 Food Items That Totally Saved Every Boarder’s Life In Secondary School
1. Garri Groundnut and sugar were luxuries, though.You also made cold eba from it. 2. Cabin biscuits Can be taken with butter or used for pako flakes. 3. Cornflakes Always there for you when you...
View ArticleClik here to view.
This Post Is Basically Why Nigerians Don’t Celebrate Halloween
Although the concept of dressing up for Halloween looks really nice, it’s not a thing in Nigeria. Black Barbies pic.twitter.com/sjI1qybbeS— MEFeater Magazine (@mefeater) November 1, 2016 And even...
View ArticleClik here to view.
9 Gorgeous Countries You’ve Probably Never Heard About
1. Kyrgzstan via Talkativeman.com This Central-Asian country gained independence in 1991 with the fall of the USSR. 2. Vanuatu via Pinterest This country has beautiful landscapes and beautiful, active...
View ArticleClik here to view.
8 Ways Of Knowing If You’re Not A Morning Person
1. It takes you a good 45 minutes to get out of bed. You’re considering if you should just call oga and say you’re sick. 2. Your face when you remember you have work/school tomorrow morning. Your...
View ArticleClik here to view.
11 Struggles Only Slow Eaters Will Understand
1. When your friends finish their food and you’re still on the second bite. How do you people eat your own food, abeg? 2. How your friends look at you when you’re still eating after one hour. Please,...
View ArticleClik here to view.
If You’ve Ever Had To Deal With A Bridezilla This is For You
1. When your friend starts crying over tablecloths and centrepieces. Is this one normal? 2. When she chooses ugly bridesmaid dresses and expects you to pay for them. Aunty you have lost your mind? 3....
View ArticleClik here to view.
Do You Panic When Someone Else Has Your Phone? Allow Us Tell Your Story
1. When you show someone a funny picture on your phone and they start swiping left or right. Excuse me? 2. When children ask you if you have “games” on your phone. Please go and play with your parents...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Horror Story: That Time I Lost My Mom’s Money In The Market
There I was jejely playing with my toys o. via BellaNaija And having a fantastic time with my friends. That’s how my mom said she was going to the market and I jumped up to do follow follow. When she...
View ArticleClik here to view.
This Tweet Is Exactly Why The Nigerian Police Needs To Face Their Work
To be truthful, this is every Nigerian’s face whenever they hear, ‘The Police is your friend’. On one wonderful day of Twitter amebo, we were just minding pour business, when this now-deleted tweet,...
View ArticleClik here to view.
If You’ve Ever Fallen Sick in A Nigerian Home, You Can Relate To This
1. When you wake up and feel that malaria playing dangerous games with your body Is it me they’re doing like this? 2. So you go to your parent’s room, expecting this kind of treatment: It’s only...
View ArticleClik here to view.
11 Bollywood Movies That Were So Good, They Made Us Buy A Sari
1. 3 Idiots These 3 friends that were senseless and sensible at the same time. 2. Ta Ra Rum Pum The songs in this movie were a blessing. 3. Kal Ho Naa Ho If you didn’t cry at the end, your heart is...
View ArticleClik here to view.
That Time I Decided To Join FitFam
1. So one day during thanksgiving service in church I was really dancing and giving it my all. 2. All of a sudden (mid komole) I heard a rip and started feeling breeze around my bum bum area. 3. My...
View Article