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17 Skits From Twyse That Prove He’s The G.O.A.T

1. The best! Oh my dayz. Full link in bio. Cc: @surebet24_7 @taofeek_ @colathatsfizzy @olasupo247 #surebet247 #twyseandfamily A video posted by ereme. (@twyse_116) on Dec 8, 2016 at 3:06am PST 2. This...

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All The Reasons January Is the Longest Month

1. You have to go back to work after enjoying your holiday. 2. Your crush is now too busy for you. 3. Meanwhile your boyfriend is still there, making noise and being a nuisance. 4. Your bank account...

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This Report Claims Nigerian Women Are The Most Unfaithful In The World And We...

If you wake and sleep on the internet, you’ll be very familiar with the lines, “Men Are Scum”. Just wanted to say, men are scum — mariyam (@_mariyammalik_) January 7, 2017 As per, Nigerian men are,...

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Have Your Clothes Ever Torn In Public? This Is Your Story.

1. When you are lifting your leg to climb okada and you hear the sound of something rip. 2. When you start feeling the breeze around your bum because kasala has burst. 3. How your fellow pedestrians...

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If You’ve Ever Been Disgraced By Your Period, This Post Is For You

1. When you think your period is next 2 weeks but it decides to arrive unexpectedly Woz all this? 2. You, when you stain your white skirt in public. Oh no! 3. When you think you have extra sanitary...

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17 Nigerians Share Their Inspiring New Year Resolutions

1. This should be everyone’s resolution, really. Theme for 2017: Mind your business; #RunYourRace pic.twitter.com/zj1StgTost— Queen (@AuntyOyin) January 17, 2017 2. Let’s do it for this babe called...

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Have You Ever Collected Wretched Money By Mistake?

1. So, you went to quickly buy something. 2. And you were in a hurry so you just collected you change and ran off. 3. Normally you would have left your change, as a tip. 4. But recession, so no chance...

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The Zikoko Guide To Letting Someone Down Easy

1. So you are busy minding your business. 2. And all of a sudden, someone comes to declare their undying love for you! 3. Normally, you would be happy oh! 4. But in this case, you don’t feel the same...

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13 Painful Things You’ll Relate To If You’ve Ever Fallen For Someone You...

1. So you’ve been single and searching all this while. Single pringle. 2. Praying to God for your own customized bae. Baba God, do it for your girl. 3. Tall, dark, handsome and rich! Is that too much...

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8 Times Sola Sobowale Gave Us Life In ‘The Wedding Party’

1. When her daughter’s wedding dress tore and she was like ‘mo gbe!’ Wedding dress tearing on wedding day, chisooos! 2. When she didn’t know the difference between Efik and Igbo culture, like every...

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Nigerians React To The ‘Accidental’ Bombing Of An IDP Camp In Borno

As if the damage caused by Boko Haram to the Internally Displaced People of Borno isn’t enough trauma, the Nigerian Airforce claimed to have ‘accidentally’ bombed an IDP camp in Rann, Borno state on...

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We Need To Talk About The Airforce’s Costly Mistake In Borno

A terrible thing happened on Tuesday. An Airforce jet bombed an Internally Displaced Person’s (IDPs) Camp in Rann, Borno State killing about 52 people and wounding as many as 200. Children, as well as...

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We Found Out What #RunYourRace Is About And It’s Really Exciting

You’ve probably noticed people sharing posts with the hashtag ‘RunYourRace’ on social media. Lacing up my shoes to own this year. This is not a sprint. It's a marathon. In in it to win! #RunYourRace...

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Is Nigeria’s Wahala Too Much For You? This Must Be Your Story.

1. When you are trying to sleep but mosquitoes are using your body as a midnight snack 2. When you wake up and you are drenched in sweat because you had to sleep in heat. 3. Then you go to take a...

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13 People Who Had It Worse Than You In Boarding School

1. The class sleeper A.KA the Class Jonah. All the teachers know him already. 2. The junior boy that misplaced a senior’s bucket Seniors will now give him general beating every Saturday. 3. The quiet...

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Are You A Morning Person? This Is Your Story

1. When you wake up just before sunrise, you’re like: 2. When you’re trying to be nice and bubbly and everyone around you is still grumpy. 3. When you finish 98% of your tasks before noon. 4. When...

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Literally Just Pictures Of Black People Wearing Dreads That’ll Make You Want...

1. Men with dreads are so delicious. Ok #2017…let's do it! Happy to announce my new website www.TreAddison.com (link in bio) #Photocred: @foreveruppity of @monroe.media#hair:@_combyokitchen...

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What To Do If You’re Tired of Being Broke

1. So you’ve checked your account. 2. And after all your trying it has happened again! 3. You’re broke oh! 4. But now you are tired of crying and shouting, what are you going to do? 5. First you list...

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The Complete Zikoko Guide To Understanding The Gambia Wahala

Lately, you’ve seen ‘The Gambia’ and ‘Yahya Jammeh’ flying all over social media. But you’re a dummy who doesn’t know anything. And your pride will not let you ask anybody to explain to you. These are...

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10 Hilarious Pictures That Perfectly Describe Adulthood In Nigeria

1. How life smashes your self esteem. 2. What Nigeria does to your dream and aspirations. 3. How Nigeria falls your hands when you start having small hope. 4. Life can just spoil your show anytime,...

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