Please, Can We Leave These Rubbish Valentine’s Day Gifts In 2016?
1. Abeg, no more singlet and boxers. No sis! Are you that cheap? 2. Or yourself in new underwear. So you won’t buy pant if it wasn’t Valentine’s Day? 3. Cooler of rice and stew. That’s what we ate...
View ArticleThese Are Probably The Reasons Nigerian Policemen Had Sense At The Lagos...
1. VIP’s like Charlie Boy and Seyi Law were there They know if they touch them, na trouble! 2. When the police saw oyinbo people present, they were like: Who wants to touch oyinbo pepper and get...
View Article12 Of The Angriest Signs From The #IStandWithNigeria Protests
1. This one that’ll make everyone say ‘same!’ This one touched me deep down! #IStandWithNigeria pic.twitter.com/95nsglVPCW— Ahmed Rufai Isah (@Sir_Ruffy) February 6, 2017 2. ‘No food, no job!’ 3. Who...
View ArticleSo Zikoko Went To The People’s Protest And This Is Our Story
1. So we saw that there was going to be a protest and we decided to attend. 2. Because to be honest, we are freedom fighters and patriotic Nigerians. 3. Also, there was no light in the office! 4. So...
View ArticleIf You’re Lowkey A Jealous Person, This Post Is So You!
1. Is this your face when you’re still answering ‘what’s your favourite colour?’, and your best friend is doing 2 years anniversary with her bobo? 2. When you were thanking God for the D you got in...
View ArticleAll The Reasons We Don’t Trust Doctors
1. When you are rolling in pain and they are busy asking you questions calmly as if you are not about to die. 2. When the doctor is smiling at you like a predator so you know your life for the next...
View ArticleHow One Woman Literally Changed A Small Boy’s Life Forever
You definitely remember this touching image that flooded social media last year. Dette her billede går verden rundt lige nu. Det er fra redningsmissionen af Hope. Jeg har meget travlt når jeg er i...
View Article16 People Who Are Ready To Ban Nigerian Parents From WhatsApp
1. Is there like a Nigerian Parents’ WhatsApp Association or something? All Nigerian parents are clearly in a Whatsapp group together where they exchange broadcast messages that they know will annoy...
View Article11 Things Every Single Pringle Does During Valentine Season
1. When you see people tweeting about ‘valentine’s day’ again, you’re like Here we go again! 2. When someone asks who your val is? Must I have? 3. You, wondering why you always have to be single...
View Article18 Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Describe Nigerian Mothers
1. How Nigerian mothers reacted to Beyonce’s pregnancy news. When your mother is very Nigerian (and Yoruba) .. pic.twitter.com/mxWarhN17m— Bolliee (@bolanleajao_) February 1, 2017 2. When you try to...
View ArticleAll The Things A Sense Of Humour Cannot Save You From
1. Whatever calamity NEPA/PHCN tries to place on you any given day. 2. Your boss is insulting you for laziness even when he hasn’t paid salaries. 3. Your ex-girlfriend telling everybody the demise of...
View ArticleAll The Stress That Accompanies Lunch At Work
1. Having lunch at the office at the office can be stressful! 2. Or it could be a comedy of errors! 3. If you pack food from home, there’s the stress of having to prep the day before… 4. Or wake up...
View Article7 Times Your Saving Habit Helped Your Life
1. When you’ve spent your last card and you find some money in your pillow. See how God sent me manna from heaven. 2. When salary has not entered yet and your ‘kolo’ is the only way forward. And you...
View ArticleYoruba Orishas Got A Superhero Style Make-Over And It’s LIT AF
Despite the depth and importance of our ancestry, African deities are sadly, still viewed through post colonial lenses as primitive and satanic. It’s however uncanny to note that Yoruba deities...
View Article7 People Who Are Not Too Thrilled About This Valentine Day Thing
1. This guy’s girlfriend Since I realised valentine is 3 weeks from now, i have stopped calling and texting the girl I call my girlfriend.— tolu! (@toluishola_) January 24, 2017 2. Single pringles be...
View ArticleWhat Exactly Is Happening In Port Harcourt?
Over the last few weeks, there’s been an urgent cry from the people of Rivers State, especially Port Harcourt residents, concerning some severe environmental pollution. @TouchPH @FMEnvng @channelstv...
View ArticleThis African-American Woman Is Coming To Naija To Get Initiated As An Ifa...
Despite the shade African traditional worship gets on the continent, many foreigners, especially African Americans, are extremely interested in traditional divination and deities. As a result of the...
View ArticleA Single Girls Guide To Valentine’s Day
1. So it’s another February 14 and you are here again. 2. Just looking and looking, because you’re single. 3. Your frenemies have been asking “what are you up to” like they don’t know the answer is...
View ArticleThis Is The ‘Queen Hunter’ That’s Helping To Fight Boko Haram
Meet Aisha Bakari Gombi, one of the few female volunteer recruits that’s helping the Nigerian Army fight Boko Haram. via Rosie Collyer| The Guardian Thousands of hunters are helping to win the war...
View Article14 Hilarious Tweets About Val’s That’ll Make You Laugh As Loud As You Can
1. This person that is shaming Ghana girls anyhow Ghana girls might try to switch things up from the usual boxers and singlet they get their boys on Val's day and add socks this year.— Demi-god...
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