1. Minister of Enjoyment
2. Chief Food Taster of The Federation

3. Commissioner-in-charge of small chops

4. Director-General of Sleeping

5. Permanent Secretary of Travels

6. Chief-Whip of Danfo Drivers
7. Secretary-general of six packs
8. Director-of-Research for Owambes

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