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Dreamjobs Nigerians Would Win At

1. Minister of Enjoyment 2. Chief Food Taster of The Federation 3. Commissioner-in-charge of small chops 4. Director-General of Sleeping 5. Permanent Secretary of Travels 6. Chief-Whip of Danfo...

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6 Ways Your Nigerian Mum Tries To Instill The Fear Of AIDS In You

1. When she shouts at you every 5 seconds to always “keep your bum bum closed!” The whole world will now know what you’re talking about! 2. When she now says you can catch AIDS if you look at man But...

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The Tale Of A Confused Nigerian Music Video

1. When the music video starts and you hear “You know what it is! It’s your boy”. Sorry sir, we don’t know oh! Who are you? 2. When the musician starts talking at the beginning of the video in one...

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If You Were A Tattle Tale Allow Us Tell Your Story

1. When your class teacher would ask you to write noise of noisemakers, you’re like: With speed and alacrity. 2. When your siblings would organise scopes without you, you’d be like: Am I not one of...

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Engineers At This Nigerian Polytechnic Have Built A Beautiful Stadium All By...

A lot of people think that state-owned educational institutions, especially the polytechnics, in Nigeria are no good, but Delta State Polytechnic has proven otherwise. This year, engineers from the...

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Watch This Moving Short Film About HIV/AIDS Awareness

Currently, records have shown an unbelievable 3.4 million Nigerians are living with the HIV/AIDS virus. Every year on World AIDS Day- December 1st, people around the world come together to fight...

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The Data Tariff Increase Directed By The NCC Has Been Halted!

So yesterday, we all heard how the NCC had sent a directive to telecommunications companies, ordering a hike in data tariffs. Needless to say, nobody was happy about it! I mean, isn’t their job to...

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9 Things That Happen When You Live Close To Your Work place

1. How you still sleep by 7.45 AM because there’s nothing like traffic Unlimited sleeping! 2. What of the joy of just walking down to your workplace No need for danfo wahala. 3. You, when you see your...

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The Ups And Downs Of Listening To Music In Public

1. When someone tries to start talking you inside danfo and you can just put your earphones in and block them out. 2. When your nosy neighbour on a danfo asks if they can use one ear of your earphones...

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All The Times You Had To Be Political In Primary School

1. When you have to run against your best friend for class captain position. 2. When you and your best friend like the same boy. 3. When you have to write the list of noisemakers and your crush is...

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Governor Fayose Is The King Of Petty And We Have Receipts To Prove It

We all know the Governor of Ekiti State Ayo Fayose, and we know how much he loves wahala! He’s really not the type of person that avoids controversies, in fact, he lives for it. You’ve not forgotten...

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This Hilarious Video Shows Exactly Why Driving Your Nigerian Parent Is The Worst

Nigerian parents swear they’re the best drivers in the world. But driving them is another wahala on it’s own. Nigerian parents, when you mistakenly drive above 20Km/Hr: When they see you driving with...

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11 Times Nigerian Groomsmen Gave Us Too Much Life

1. Just look at this formation, please. via Bella Naija 2. The blur effect here is perfect. via Bella Naija 3. Straigh outta Ghana! 4. Paul Okoye’s groomsmen. 5. Dripping sauce! 6. So very suave. via...

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10 Pictures You’ll Immediately Recognise If You’re Mushy AF

1. When your bae sends you ordinary good morning text 2. How you write story on Instagram when it’s your bae’s birthday. 3. You, when you start reading fake-deep poetry. 4. You, at the end of Titanic....

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If You’ve Ever Been A Church Worker You Can Relate

1. When you have to wake up extra early to get to church. 2. When you have workers prayer meeting, workers general meeting and department meeting before eery church service. 3. When you don’t need to...

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8 Types Of People You’ll Run Into In A Nigerian Club

1. The ones that casually spend your two months salary in one night, when you’re still thinking of how to manage you Smirnoff Ice for the whole night 2. The angry girlfriend that didn’t agree for boys...

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This Guy Mimicked President Buhari And It Was Just Perfect

There we were, just having a jolly time on Twitter when we saw President Buhari making another speech about the ‘other room’. I mean, we were so sure it was him, until we looked very closely. Please,...

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Have You Ever Had To Rush Food?

1. When you consider just quickly packing the food to go and then think you are more than you are. 2. When you have less than 5 minutes to finish a massive amount of food. 3. When you start eating so...

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This NYSC Band Did The Mannequin Challenge And It Was Dope AF

Although people on the internet like to put the whole world through a major overkill of latest trends (e.g the Dab- we hope it dies soon), the mannequin challenge seems to be the best of them all....

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14 Struggles That Are Too Real For Everyone Who Doesn’t Get This Snapchat Thing

1. When you see all your friends downloading Snapchat and you’re like It’s only for vain people, though! 2. When you now realize there are plenty juicy stories there, so you start to rethink Maybe it...

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