10 Nigerians We All Hate To Meet On A Monday Morning
1. The person you’re owing money. 2. LASTMA officers 3. The preachers at the bus top that will tell you you’re going to hell fire. 4. The angry conductor that doesn’t have change. 5. The “ello aunty,...
View ArticleThis Nigerian Actress Dancing With Her Daughter Is The Cuteness Overload You...
It’s safe to say almost every Nigerian has either seen Iyabo Ojo in a movie before, or at the very least heard her name; she is that popular. We all know she’s cute. But seeing her shake it with her...
View ArticleThe Fine Art Of Food Shopping While Broke
1. So it’s almost the end of the month, and your wallet is well aware! No more naira, just kobo! 2. You can barely afford to breathe, talk less of buy anything. Is this life? 3. But because you love...
View Article12 Thoughts You Had When You Didn’t Do Your Homework In School
1. You, when it’s almost closing time on Friday and your class teacher has not mentioned ‘home work’ My weekend is going to be sweet! 2. You, when the teacher now announces there’ll be maths and...
View ArticleHave You Ever Gotten Friendzoned Before?
1. When they say you are their best friend ever. 2. When they say they wish they could date someone as nice as you or as kind as you. 3. When they say you would be the perfect boyfriend or girlfriend...
View ArticleAll The Reasons Long Distance Relationships Are Amazing
1. When you’re broke on Valentines day and don’t have to bother with a candle lit dinner for 2. 2. When you are fighting and don’t have to see their face. 3. When you can do what you want without...
View ArticleProfessor Akunyili’s Daughter, Njideka Akunyili Crosby, Just Smashed A $1.1M...
Not everytime talk about how Wizkid is taking over Africa. Many times, Nigerian artists have smashed records and proved that Nigerians sabi the work. In November 2016, outstanding artist and daughter...
View ArticleNigerians With Two Heads: Meet The Teenage Maths Genius
We all know how difficult mathematics is. In fact, left to us, they should just remove it from the syllabus! Imagine our surprise when we saw that 14-year-old Ebbah Wyse represented Nigeria in the...
View ArticleThese Pictures Of Nigerian Women From Way Back Will Give You Serious...
1. Nigerian girls in a school in Jos, way back in the ’60s. via Tumblr/Nigeria Nostalgia Project 2. Back in 1964 when Malcolm X came to Nigeria. via Tumblr/Nigeria Nostalgia Project 3. Yoruba women...
View ArticleHow Many Boyfriends Do You Need
So you just finished watching a nice romantic movie. You’v blown your nose and wiped your eyes. And now you are wondering how many boyfriends you need to be truly happy. You need one that will stop...
View ArticleIf You Are Tired Of This Recession This Is For You
1. When you put on your TV an hear about “recession” again. 2. Then you check the newspaper, same thing. 3. In your office, that’s what everyone is talking about. 4. Even in church, they’ve been using...
View Article10 of The Best Mannequin Challenges You Need To Watch Right Now
If you don’t know what the Mannequin challenge is by now, you’re officially a LASTMA official. Anyway, because we’re nice, you can get a little crash course on the mannequin challenge here. 1. This...
View Article8 Things Your Parents Probably Said As They Flogged You
1. “If i hear peem” “One word must not come out of your mouth” 2. “If you move your hand, i’ll add more” Ultimate form of torture. 3. “Oya, hold your lips like this” “I dont even want to hear you...
View ArticleThese Pictures Are Proof Rice and Stew Is Jollof’s Senior Brother
1. See how ponmo is dancing Makossa beside all that rice. 2. No, really, look at this beauty. 3. Jollof needs to fall back. 4. Because white rice has been killing the game since 1728. 5. Check out...
View ArticleLadies If Your Guy Does All These, Just Put A Ring On It
1. If he sends you pizza and shawarma at work Even roasted corn and eba, all join! 2. If he doesn’t flinch when you fart We heard some of you have broken up because of this! 3. If he really listens...
View ArticleFor The First Time Ever, These Badass Women Will Take Nigeria To The Winter...
It’s totally okay if you’ve never heard of the Winter Olympics before, very few Nigerians have. And it’s no surprise that it’s not popular around these parts; African countries rarely participate...
View ArticleNigerians React To The NCC’s New Data Hike
With the quick and global spread of technology, the most sensible thing for any country to do is to make data cheaper so it’s citizens can get east access to the internet. But unfortunately, not in...
View ArticleIf You And Your Parents Are Always Fighting, This Is For You.
1. When you wake up from them banging on your door because knocking like a normal person is too mainstream. 2. When they start dragging with you because you no longer want to attend their...
View ArticleHow I Fell In And Jumped Out Of Love Online.
1. So I joined social media out of boredom and to feel among. 2. Everyday I would just go there, make noise, do amebo and jump on trending topics. 3. That’s how one day someone I always had banter...
View Article8 Twitter Accounts You Need To Follow Strictly For LOLs
1. Bollylomo When we see buhari trying to campaign in 2019 pic.twitter.com/9DBzDiRP2m— BollyLomo (@ItsBollyLomo) November 30, 2016 Bolly is basically one of the cool kids of Nigerian Twitter but what...
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