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All The Times Theft Made You Cry In School

1. When you wash and hang your uniform outside and come back to meet just peg. 2. When you check your provisions after visiting day and see everything has reduced by half. 3. When your notes would get...

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This Hilarious Gold Circle Commercial Is The Funniest thing We’ve Seen This...

After making us cringe and laugh hard with ads like this: Gold Circle has come again with another really hilarious ad. A Nigerian uncle overheard his niece talking about how her boyfriend gave her...

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The Story Of My Runaway Church Change

1. So I was in a church service last week and it was fantastic! 2. The ushers shook me and it was like God himself welcomed me. 3. Then the choir was on point, singing like heavenly choristers! 4. And...

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When You Are Busy Crushing On Another Person’s Husband

1. The truth is that you’ve tried. 2. You really, really have! 3. But I mean, look at him. 4. Or even him! 5. It’s not easy to stay focused. 6. When this one is just so gorgeous! 7. And this one is so...

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This Nollywood Movie Trailer Seriously Has Our Hearts Racing

Nollywood is giving us something new and super exciting this December, and we can’t wait to see it. Directed by Sobe Charles Umeh and produced by Stan Nze, ‘Colourless’ tells the story of a crippled...

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12 Things Every Nigerian Woman Of ‘Marriageable Age’ Will Relate To

1. When you clock 20 years and your relatives start asking of ‘your husband’ Which husband did you give me, please? 2. When everyone in your squad suddenly decides to get married I thought we were in...

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8 Hilarious Spells We Wish We Could Use In Real Life

1. Jolloficus-Ricicus Creates jollof rice out of thin air. 2. Generatiamus Turns on your generator when NEPA takes light. 3. Agua-Bagua Brings ice cold pure water to you on a hot day. 4....

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Why We Cant Wait For The Future: Robots That Cook For You

If you’re like me, you never like to stress yourself at all Sleep is life, life is sleep. Cooking is a no-no, it has too much work Can’t come and kill myself over food Sometimes you wish you could...

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This One Is For All The Awesome School Parents We Had In Boarding School

1. When that yeye senior in SS1 tries to punish you, but your school mother in SS3 steps in and shows her who’s boss 2. When you tell her you’re hungry and she makes it her mission to feed you 3. When...

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Watch This Nigerian Mother Shut Down A Wedding With Her Dabs

It’s no news that Nigerian mothers have wahala. And when it comes to weddings, they are always extra-hyped! Let’s just bless you with this woman dancing at her son’s wedding. This Mother of the Groom...

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9 Times You Are Absolutely Allowed To Be Very Petty

1. When your friends don’t listen to your advice and they come back crying to you 2. When you go through bae’s phone and you finally find his side chick’s number, but he’s still denying it 3. When you...

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All The Ways Christmas Lets You Know You Are Now An Adult.

1. When your parents ask you how you are getting home which means they are no longer buying your ticket. 2. When your small cousins start sending you Christmas wishlist. 3. When people start asking...

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All The Times Fronting Has Put You In Trouble

1. When you refuse your mother’s food after a fight and she says “okay oh”. 2. When you say no the first time and he doesn’t ask you out again. 3. When you don’t eat as much as you would like and you...

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When You Are Busy Crushing On Someone Else’s Wife

1. I mean it’s not like you haven’t made an effort. 2. You’ve really tried your best. 3. But this woman is gorgeous! 4. And she’s not the only one oh! 5. Look at this hottie. 6. Then look at this...

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If Your Doctor Is Close To Your Family, This Is For You

1. When you have to go to the doctor again. 2. When the doctor asks if you are sexually active, you’re like: 3. When you have to undress in front of him/her. 4. When the doctor eventually finds out...

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Ladies, This Is The Complete Guide To Hooking Up With Man (Uber Edition)

1. Ladies, let’s be honest; a lot of us are single and searching. 2. Even though some of you like to pretend you’re in a relationship; but are you really your bae’s bae? 3. But it appears Nigerian...

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Who Is The Other Nigerian On The Grammy Nominations List?

We’ve all heard Wizkid made the the Grammy Nominations list courtesy of Drake’s ‘Views’ Album, but you probably don’t know Kah-lo, the other Nigerian who also made the list. via Instagram| @thatkahlo...

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7 Things You Can Relate To If You Have Problems Saving Money

1. I know i’m broke, but I need to treat myself too I can’t get any broker tbh. 2. I can start saving tomorrow. Today, I spend Today’s all that matters. 3. When money just enters your account and you...

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All The Times Your Mother’s Prayers Were On Your Side

1. When your lecturer tells you A is for the gods, but maybe they should start calling you sango because you beat the course! 2. When somebody chances you at the ATM, but it stops working and swallows...

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The Struggle That Is Eyebrow Problems

1. When your eyebrows are overgrown and you look somehow! 2. When your eyebrow lady has brain touch and makes you look permanently surprised. 3. When your eyebrows are shaped weirdly so one looks...

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