Farting silently after eating beans

Farting loudly when you’re home alone.
Sniffing your own fart and thoroughly enjoying the yama yama smell.
Burping loudly
Picking your nose
Chooking your finger in your ears when it starts itching

Using your nails to pick your teeth

Popping your pimples
Not washing your bra regularly

Wearing one boxers for one week without washing

Looking into the toilet after you’ve destroyed it with poop
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