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How To Enjoy Your New Job
1. Greet your boss regularly so he/she thinks you have home training. 2. Make friends with the woman that sells yam and egg so your breakfast is assured. 3. Randomly buy your department small chops so...
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9 Hilarious Pictures That Prove Santa Claus And Father Christmas Are Not The...
1. Drinking Santa This Santa don’t care about your feelings. 2. Nightmare Santa We all feel that girl’s pain! 3. Married Santa Wear gloves, maybe? 4. Pregnant Santa No words. 5. Santa the Chef This is...
View ArticleEveryone’s Raving About This Really Neat Animated Nigerian Short Film
Two Nigerian animators have created something really cool, and people can’t get enough of it. Eri Umusu and Nurdin Momodu’s ‘Plaything’ was screened at the ‘Room 315‘ (short film) premiere this...
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If You Are Tired of Getting Nonsense Christmas Gifts, This Is For You
1. When you’re excited about Christmas presents then you remember all your loved ones always misbehave. They give gifts like people that don’t have sense. 2. Your mother says her gift to you is the...
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If Nigerian Parents Had A Meeting, This Is Probably How It Would Go!
1. ‘For our wonderful parents, whose children got 98% in exams, please endeavor to ask them where the remaining 2% went’ 2. ‘For our darling mothers, when you send Junior to bring things for you,...
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9 Times Your Boyfriend Was The Worst Person On The Planet
1. When you ask him about the girl on his Instagram and he says ‘she’s no one important’ You don’t mean it. 2. When he knows you’re angry but he still expects you to talk So you can’t read my mind...
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6 Useless Christmas Gifts You Should Get Your Cheating Ex
1. Toothpaste and brush So they can wash out all the lies in their mouth. 2. Fake iPad Because that is exactly how they faked a relationship with you. 3. Empty gift box Because your relationship with...
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8 Of The Best Christmas Movies Of All Time
1. Home Alone Why didn’t he just call the police? He almost killed them tbh. 2. How the Grinch Stole Christmas Otherwise known as “when my mother-in-law came to town”. 3. Rudolph the Red-Nosed...
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If You Have Lunch At Your Office, You Can Relate
1. When you realise it’s time for lunch at the office! 2. When some of your colleagues start eating lunch at 11:15. 3. When one colleague brings stockfish into the office. 4. When another colleague...
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Have You Ever Been Tired Of Everything?
1. When you wake up already tired of life. 2. When you want breakfast and it’s bread again. 3. When you enter your car and see deadly traffic, again! 4. When your boss starts looking for your trouble...
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All The Wahala That Comes With Being The Olodo Sibling
1. When they call your brother 5 times on prize giving day and they don’t call your name Is this how life is? 2. You, thinking of all the cane you’ll chop when you get home. Am I not in trouble like...
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Zikoko’s Christmas Tips
1. Keep a change of clothes in the car, for “just in case” owambe parties. 2. You can never have enough small chops. Eat until you burst. 3. There is no such thing as an uninvited guest, just a...
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11 Movies That Are Absolutely Perfect For The Christmas Season
1. Home Alone Was there ever a greater Christmas movie? 2. Frozen Disney’s Ice Queen will make Christmas a little colder for you. 3. Love Actually Can’t count how many times we’ve seen this one. 4....
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All The Things We Love About Christmas Services
1. When your mum brings out “christmas clothes” and you and your siblings look lit. 2. When the church is decorated and there’s a massive Christmas tree that’s selfie perfect. 3. The praise and...
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10 Yama-Yama Things We All Do In Secret
Farting silently after eating beans Farting loudly when you’re home alone. Sniffing your own fart and thoroughly enjoying the yama yama smell. Burping loudly Picking your nose Chooking your finger in...
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9 Reasons Why Christmas Is The Best Holiday
1. You get a break from work/school for almost 3 weeks And that’s all that counts 2. Christmas parties are the best I plan on going for parties from the 19th till the 30th 3. All the free food Once...
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8 Types Of Nigerians That Are Actually Allowed To Carry Shoulder Up
1. People that have finished NYSC Congratulations! Now your struggle has ended. 2. People that know maths very well Na you biko! We hail thee! 3. Fashionistas that have entered Bella Naija’s Aso Ebi...
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8 Things That Are Truly Satisfying To Nigerians
1. That heavenly breeze when you’re at the back of an okada 2. When you get to your buka and they just bring the amala, fresh from fire 3. Or when you order food and you find out it’s actual pounded...
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Who Else Hates ATM Queues?
1. Has anybody noticed that the sun that beats when you’re on the queue is not even from here at all? 2. Then one person will now come and start protecting his pin as if Abacha transferred money to...
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If Social Media Is Your Best Friend, Then You’ll Get These Too Well
1. Once you wake up, the first thing you do is check your phone for Twitter and Instagram Smh, when your friends are firing prayer! 2. You have at least one profile picture with this filter: 3. Your...
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