If You Have Any 10 Million You’re Not Using, You Need To Visit These Places
1. Fiji 2. British Virgin Islands Here, a sea-view cottage could cost you 315 000 naira a night, small stuvz abi? 3. Bora Bora This place is fine oh, but just carry your 7 atm cards with you, a night...
View ArticleThe Different Types of People You’ll Meet In An Examination Hall
1. Those ones that have planned formation with their friends one month before exam, they can fight anybody that tries to scatter it 2. Those ones that don’t stress themselves and have taken matters...
View ArticleNigerian Television Veterans We Grew Up Loving
1. Cyril Stober No way you watched NTA news without coming across this face. He remains an active part of the network and can be seen dishing out the news dutifully on weekdays. 2. Aisha...
View ArticleHow To Be The Perfect Extra Yoruba Child
1. If you are a girl, when greeting you must kneel down no matter where you are. 2. If you are a guy, you must dobale and lie flat on the floor, like a human rug. 3. When someone’s parents offer you a...
View ArticleNigerians Are The Best And Worst People, Here’s A post To Prove It
1. You will never shout ‘Ole’ alone, Nigerians will always help you chorus it 2. But once it’s time to involve police in the same Ole matter, another story oh 3. If you can’t drive properly, never...
View Article12 Times Memes And Gifs Won The Internet This Year
1. This very awesome gif of Viola Davis leaving bullshit behind. 2. This picture that perfectly describes failing with confidence. 3. Jake blessed us with this totally cute picture of him writing and...
View Article8 Nigerian Songs That Will Get You All Fired Up For Great Things This Year
1. Odun Yii – Jaywon If you believe say AMEN! 2. New Year – Asa Asa will help you realise 2016 is done and dusted. 3. Eleda Mi – Olamide Because only good things are coming your way this year. 4....
View ArticleThese Are The Donald Trump Headlines We Should All Brace Up For In 2017
Now that controversial presidential candidate, Donald Trump, is President of the USA, we can definitely expect hundreds of shocking news stories. These are some of them: 1. “Donald Trump Deports All...
View Article2016 Was A Bad Year, Even In The Animal Kingdom
When you think of lions and giraffes, you probably think of the lion looking like this Or at least this Or this, at the very least Nobody is expecting the giraffe to do the lion like this, but 2016 no...
View ArticleHair Struggles Every Black Woman Can Relate To
1. When you cut your hair to look edgy but now your head just looks big and weird. 2. When your hairdresser is having relationship/life issues and takes it out on your poor scalp. 3. When you try to...
View ArticleThe Wahala Of Being A Pastor’s Kid During Holidays
When your parents are making plans for your holiday and everything ends up with you in church. When people start dropping by to “visit” during the holidays. When your parents expect you to cook and...
View Article9 Life Saving Hacks You’ll Appreciate If You’re Lazy AF
1. Making okro soup or and don’t want to start cutting? My friend, blend that thing! Who has time for cutting or grating? 2. The floor of your house needs to be cleaned and you don’t have time for...
View ArticleIf You Are A Confirmed Wobia This Is For You
1. When you realise it’s a brand new day and you can eat food today. 2. When you eat a large meal and you are hungry 30 minutes after. 3. When someone says you like food too much. 4. When someone says...
View Article7 Times Technology Was Just After Your Failure
1. When you’ve not saved your work and your computer decides to just go off Is it not to die that remains? 2. When your phone suddenly goes off during a phone interview In this recession? 3. When...
View ArticleAll The Things That Happen Now That We’ve Entered The New Year.
1. When your cousins and friends are leaving to go back to work/school. 2. When you check your bank account after all the festivities. 3. When you take a proper look at your New Years Resolutions...
View ArticleIf Your Flight Has Ever Been Delayed, You Can Relate
1. When your parents make you leave the house 7 hours early to catch a flight. 2. Are you going to help them wash the plane? 3. Then it’s almost time for your flight and nothing is happening. 4. Then...
View ArticleIf Your Boyfriend Loves Football More Than You, This Is For You.
1. When you have to organise date nights around football matches. 2. When you joke about his favourite player and he starts crying. 3. When his team loses a match so the rest of the day he gives you...
View ArticleWhen You Finally Start Being Honest With Your Mum
1. So you overhear your mother talking about you to her friends. 2. And you realise the woman doesn’t really know you like that! 3. So you decide to rectify the situation. 4. Before she hears about...
View ArticleWhen You Start Getting More Responsibility At Work
1. So you’ve been at work for a while. Now part of the establishment! 2. You’ve made friends and gotten good work done! As a star! 3. In fact your boss has been complimenting you. Of course! You’re...
View ArticleIf Your Mother Is Always Minding Your Business This Is For You
1. When she wants to know all your friends and their family members even now you’re an adult. 2. When she keeps trying to see who you’re texting. 3. When she is still trying to police your clothes and...
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