You’re finally in University! So what if they gave you Yoruba education when you wanted Medicine? school is school!
You probably were a little confused when you got to your hostel. Is this a guard room? Were they robbed?
Only there’s no mistake, this is your life for the next 4-7 years. Let’s see what ASUU decides sha.
On a normal level, forget 4 man-rooms in Nigerian hostels. Multiply 4 by 5 and we can start talking
If that’s bad, squatters can start dragging bed space with you. You’ can even hear “sorry, I didn’t know you wanted to sleep this night”
In the mornings, what better way to wake up than to the sweet sound of your hostel mate screaming for you to be born again?
Spiderman, okada and shot-put, If you don’t know what these mean, we can’t help you
If you ever dropped the soap when taking your bath, that’s the floor’s soap now
When you were taking your bath and someone suddenly wanted to help you rub soap where you missed
Did anyone else know a guy that didn’t even have admission, but somehow got bed space in Uni?
Those nights when NEPA takes light and boys can’t sleep, that’s when community therapy starts
If you didn’t suddenly realise you could cook when you were at your brokest, did you even go to Uni?
When the atmosphere of relaxation is too much and boys suddenly produce drums and start playing from room to room
The cruise in boy’s hostels was actually too much. What were your best moments in hostel?
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