If You Hate Offices This Is For You
Having a 9 to 5 is not easy. But for some people, the hardest part about it is just having to show up in the office. If you are one of those people, I’m pretty sure you can relate to these. When your...
View ArticleGather Round Children, Let’s Discuss How Razz We Really Are
As we all know, there has been a long standing battle between ajebutters and ajepakos Now, while the jury is still out on just what makes you butter or pako; like where exactly do you belong if...
View ArticleHow To Ask For A Better Nigeria, In 7 Songs
“Naija, how far?” Nigerians have been asking for better leaders for as long as we can remember – from street protests to social media. But judging by the state of things, we can’t say we’ve achieved...
View ArticleIf You Know Nothing About Money Follow These Social Media Accounts
As much as Nigerians love money, they can be very clueless about it. Things like how to invest and grow your savings or manage your money efficiently can be confusing for the average Nigerian. Like...
View ArticleI Tried Dating In Lagos – Here’s How It Went
The more I think about it, the stronger my conclusion – relationships are a scam. Take dating for instance – that arrangement where two consenting individuals agree to care for each other in a special...
View ArticleFourteen Times Sola Sobowale Reminded You Of Your Mum
If you’ve ever seen Sola Sobowale in a movie you already know she’s nothing short of iconic. You also can’t help but notice just how similar she is to your mum. Here are ten times the Nollywood Queen...
View ArticleAll The Things Nobody Tells You About Your Final Year In University
Your time in university is one of the most fun periods in your life – to start with, you finally leave home. In the four or five years there, you will make new friends and do things on your own terms...
View ArticleThe Most Ridiculous Things That Have Happened In 2018!
Bananas are a little too mainstream for monkeys around here, if it’s not hard currency, please forget it! When 70 million Naira belonging to the Northern Senators Forum went missing from the farm of...
View ArticleNigerian DJs, It Is Time To Retire These Songs!!!
Nigerians love to party! Ask your parents, sister, anyone! Faaji is fully in our blood It’s true. We wouldn’t lie From Monday-Sunday, you can find people partying up at a club, bar, house party, you...
View ArticleHere Are Ten Nollywood Inspired Costumes For Halloween
It’s bad enough that some Nigerians insist on getting dressed up for Halloween. But for the 5th year in a row, some of you are going to dress up as olopa. Instead here’s a list of Nigerian/Nollywood...
View Article6 Valid Reasons It Seems We’ll Never Have Enough Money
The universe runs on many truths – and one of them, even though no-one will ever tell you – is that no matter how lump-y the sum of money is, it will runs out.. What it means is that you’ll never have...
View ArticleOn Your Last 1k? Here are 8 Of The Cheapest Meals You Can Get
Now we know salary just entered and you’re looking for where to blow all that money Alert has entered, let the flexing begin! Twenty shawarmas, six large pizzas and a lot of Henny after, look at you...
View ArticleWe Can Bet You Told These Lies In University
If you ever get stopped from entering the kingdom of heaven we are here to tell you that the number one reason would be because of all the lies you told yourself and your parents in Uni. And if you...
View Article10 Effective Ways To Get Your Crush’s Attention
Crushes are a natural part of life. Unfortunately, they’re also a terrible part of life because half the time they never lead to anything. (Especially if you’re shy.) You’re just left watching the...
View ArticleWhat Happens When You Have 400 Boys, 24 Toilet Stalls And Erratic Water Supply?
You’re finally in University! So what if they gave you Yoruba education when you wanted Medicine? school is school! Or did we lie? You probably were a little confused when you got to your hostel. Is...
View ArticleASUU Strikes But Life Does Not. Here’s How To Strike Back.
Now that ASUU has declared an indefinite nationwide strike, there have been different reactions to the breaking news. We have those that are happy to go back home Knock knock, who’s home?! We have...
View ArticleFifteen Things You Must Budget For If You Live In Nigeria
If you are a part of the very small percentage of Nigerian adults who have their lives put together enough to make budgets, we have a thing or two to tell you. While you might think that you’ve...
View ArticleDo Feminists Really Need To Explain Anything To You?
Gather round, boys and girls. Today, we’re talking about Feminism, feminists and stupid questions. After decades of maintaining (and enjoying) the status quo, it seems the world is finally...
View ArticlePlease, We Are Still Waiting To Know Who Gave Ekaete Belle
Is it just me, or do Nigerian artistes have a very bad habit? No please, help us gauge. They drop a song, make a video and do the work nobody sent them, they add “to be continued” at the end Please,...
View ArticleThese Nigerian movies are why we are so well-behaved
Movies were a big part of our lives growing up. Some of them left us feeling like hard guys. But a movie or two shook the very foundations of our existence. In three hours or less, they showed us the...
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