Clik here to view.
9 Things Broke AF People Are Tired Of Hearing
1. “Money is the root of all evil” And so what? I want it like that. 2. “Money is not everything” Money is more than half of everything, do you want to do the maths? 3. “Money can’t buy you happiness”...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Goodluck Jonathan’s Administration Never Meant Nigeria Well
Goodluck Jonathan and his corrupt officials have once again given us international exposure nobody asked them for If you’re not sitting down, you should, because this one is BAD! It’s TERRIBLE! Under...
View ArticleClik here to view.
All Of The 21 Thoughts in Your Head Whenever Your Phone’s Internet Disappears
1. So your phone’s network has vanished. What kind of nonsense is this?! 2. At first you wonder if it’s your phone that has the problem and you get the urge to start slapping it. The official Nigerian...
View ArticleClik here to view.
All The Things That Happen When You Receive Your First Salary
1. You finally got that job, one million years after graduation. Ope o! 2. You, when you see your mates still seeking employment. I have arrived! 3. How you feel, when you get your first salary: Rich...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Pounded Yam Lovers Will Totally Drool At This Tasty Dish From Imo
Pounded yam is legit the cream of the crop of Nigerian foods, argue with your cooking pot- and this delicious food combo, fresh fish Nsala soup with pounded yam, specifically from Oguta, Imo state...
View ArticleClik here to view.
13 Times Fat People Have Felt Like Strangling Your Bony Asses To Death
1. When people meet you and instead of asking for your name, they just start calling you “Biggie”. So you can’t even call me Dj Khaled? 2. When people jokingly compare you to Yokozuna and you laugh...
View ArticleClik here to view.
5 People You’ll Meet When Travelling With Public Transport In Nigeria
1. The Sleepers They are the Head Sleepers of the Sleep Society. If you have the slight misfortune of sitting next to them, expect to have your shoulder become their pillow. You should also expect to...
View ArticleClik here to view.
These 12 Nigerians Have Only Hilarious Things To Say About Serena Williams’...
So Serena Williams is pregnant! And the whole world is crowning her bae because of it. Well, maybe not everyone. It appears she was around one month pregnant when she won her 23rd Grand Slam singles...
View ArticleClik here to view.
6 Types Of People You See At Every Gym
1. The Newbies They’re easy to spot because they obviously have no idea what they’re doing. If it’s a guy, he’ll probably be too proud to ask for help until a dumbbell crushes his big toe. This won’t...
View ArticleClik here to view.
25 Things That Happen When You Like a Boy But You’re Trying To Respect Yourself
1. When he checks every criteria on your list: 2. And he isn’t in a relationship, engaged or married. 3. Five minutes later, you start planning your wedding. Every detail is already in place. You know...
View ArticleClik here to view.
9 Life Hacks From Boarding House That Helped Us Survive in Nigeria
1. How to bathe like a pro. Whether it’s bathing in the cold, bathing with just a bowl of water or bathing with just five minutes left before the hostel gate is closed, boarding school has taught us...
View ArticleClik here to view.
6 Annoying Things That Nigerian Doctors Go Through
1. When patients come in and, for some reason, insist that their illness was caused by their village people. So why are you telling me? Please take drugs and go. 2. When a patient looks up their...
View ArticleClik here to view.
10 Outrageously Fake Designer Logos That’ll Make You Say “Wawu!”
1. Mike (Nike) via Bored Panda Let me explain what happened here. The name of the guy that made this is Mike. He probably just slapped his name on the shoes (seeing as Mike and Nike are kinda similar)...
View ArticleClik here to view.
20 Pictures From Nigerian History That’ll Make You Wish You Could Time Travel
1. Police Court, Lagos. Circa 1910. 2. Then Alake of England, Oba Ladapo Ademola II attending the coronation of King George VI of England. London, May 1937. 3. The day before Wole Soyinka received the...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Move Over Jollof Rice, Badagry Coconut Rice Is Actually Bae
Not every time Jollof rice, sometimes try the healthy dish that is coconut rice. Blessed with so many coconut trees, Badagry people sure know how to make a mean rice dish with coconut. As usual, we’ll...
View ArticleClik here to view.
All The Things That Happen When You Have A Class Assignment
When the teacher announces that there will be a class assignment Why everything gotta be an assignment? But the deadline is still far away so you take your time You when you realise the deadline is...
View ArticleClik here to view.
How To Be A Good Nigerian Neighbour
1. Ensure to make frequent unscheduled visits to your neighbour’s house. Feel free to “stop by” unannounced. They’re just right next door anyways, why waste your money on a simple call or text...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Everything That Happens When You Try To Explain Your Nonprofessional Career...
1. The face your parents make when you tell them what you do: 2. How your parents look at you when you start explaining what the job entails: 3. But internally they’re really like: What is this child...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Nightmare on Akure Road: My Worst Travel Experience
The journey began normal. We left on time, I had my earphones on, my jamz on repeat, even the air conditioner was blasting cool breeze on my face; it was shaping up to be a perfect trip. Then, halfway...
View ArticleClik here to view.
10 Thoughts That Go Through Your Mind When Your Phone Falls (Before It Hits...
So your phone has fallen from your hand. Everything suddenly goes into slow motion. You’re frozen. You’re broke at the moment so if anything happens to this phone you are royally screwed. If this has...
View Article