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8 Things That Happen When You Go Clothes Shopping At Yaba Market
1. You will get there and find out that everything is insanely overpriced. Jesus! 2. The moment you get there, all the people selling stuff will come down on you like vultures on a corpse. AUNTY! YOU...
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A Story Of That Time I Had My Phone Seized In Secondary School.
Let me tell you about that time I took a phone to school when I was in J.S.S.3 and how it was promptly seized. My parents always had this fear of me getting kidnapped so to make sure I was safe, they...
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8 Kinds of People You Meet At The Cinema
1. The Foodies For these ones, watching a movie at the cinema is never complete without some food to go with it. And this is not just the regular popcorn, shawarma/hotdog with soda kind of food. I’m...
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16 Things Everyone Who Just Started A New Job Can Relate To
1. When you get that “we are pleased to offer you” mail. Thank you Jesus! All my enemies that said I will not find work during recession have been put to shame! 2. You calculating how your new salary...
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8 Ordinary Moments That Seem Suspicious As Hell To Nigerians
1. When you’re in a bus and someone taps you to ask a question so you start screaming. GET BEHIND ME SATAN! IT IS NOT ME YOU WILL JAZZ!! 2. When you’re having a drink with friends and you have to go...
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7 Things You’ve Probably Thought About Doing To An Ex
We’ve all had that one ex that did us wrong. Broke our hearts and left it shattered in the street. Whether your ex boy- or girlfriend cheated on you, dumped you, stole all your money and ran away with...
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5 Annoying Things Nigerian Barbers Do When Cutting Hair
1. When they try to start a conversation. Mr. Barber. I came here to get my hair cut (obviously), I didn’t come here to gist. So stop asking me about how my day was or if my sister is seeing anybody...
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That One Time I Tried To Lie To My Mother And It Backfired
We’ve all told lies at one point or the other in our lives. Big lies. Little white lies. (Why do the little lies have to be ‘white’ though? Can’t black people tell little lies? Can’t it be little...
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All The Hilarious Reactions To Buhari’s New “Working From Home” Status
Once again, our very own President Buhari is making the headlines. Don’t worry, he hasn’t traveled to obodo again. He only moved his work from his office to his house. Yup. Appaz, he’s liking the way...
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Everything That Happens When Your Parents Travel For the Weekend
1. You when you hear your parents are travelling for the weekend: Home Alone 4! It’s time to party! Sleep over of life! No Saturday cleaning! 2. You start planning how to throw the coolest party for...
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This Delicious Soup From Benue Is The Definition Of Premium Enjoyment!
Benue is legit the food basket of the nation. Why? The soil there is so dope, it grows a large variety of Nigeria’s diverse food crops – also, you can totally get served a pounded yam dish with 8...
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Will Smith’s Son Just Went Full ‘Igbo Kwenu’ And We Want To Know Who’s...
Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the new chieftain in town…His Royal Highness, the first of his name… Jaydenus Christopher Eze Smith II. Ndi Ozo of Bel Air repping for the Igbo tribe of Nigeria at...
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10 Things Only Nigerians That Watch Indian Movies Would Understand
1. How the characters start singing and dancing every 5 minutes. No matter the situation. 2. How they only kiss on the forehead. Is there a law against kissing on the lips? Because I’m still confused....
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4 Times Nigerians Were Roasted for Internet Fraud in Foreign Cartoons
If you’ve been paying attention, you may have noticed that Africans in Africa have started producing their own content. We have African TV shows, African movies, Africa-focused fashion magazines, tech...
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8 Insane Punishments From Boarding School
1. Washing Toilets Remember what your school’s hostel toilets looked like and you’ll understand why this is a big deal. 2. Becoming the official errand boy for all the seniors. Just cancel any plans...
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5 Kinds of People You’ll Find In Every WhatsApp Group
If you are on WhatsApp, you most likely would have found yourself in or are even presently in one or three or more groups. And if you’ve been in a WhatsApp group, you’re sure to find these five kinds...
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12 Things That Happen During Every Maths Exam (When You Don’t Know Maths)
1. You’ll open the question paper and realize that you don’t know anything. Hay God! 2. You start looking around for an efiko you can copy from. Open book for me na. 3. This is you when the efiko...
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13 Things That Perfectly Describe Your Love-Hate Relationship With WhatsApp...
1. WhatsApp groups: You can love them or hate them, but you can never completely live without them. Whether it’s a WhatsApp group for members of your family, class or work, this one slice of social...
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If You Think Clubbing Is Rubbish, You’ll Love This One
1. When you’re trying to enter a club but your baby face is blocking your joy Is it now a crime to look like a baby girl? 2. When you now have to bribe the bouncers to let you in Just take it and let...
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It’s A Pity The Rest of the World Won’t Read These 16 Nigerian Books
Nigerians are expert storytellers, no doubt about it. This fact is evident in our largely oral history. But over the decades, our oral history began being recorded into stories that are as timeless...
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