The Zikoko Guide To Making A Nigerian Comedy Movie
If the comedy is set in a rich home, these are the rules to follow. 1. First things first. Mr. Ibu has to be in it. Nigerian comedy movie that doesn’t have Mr. Ibu. Is that one Nigerian comedy movie?...
View Article8 Photos That Prove That Nigerian Men Are All About Their Penises
1. The fact that they urinate everywhere and anywhere they go. Imagine the outrage that would ensue if a woman did this. 2. The fact that everywhere you turn, someone is selling man power i.e sexual...
View ArticleNigerians Were Almost Winning Against Ghana Until This Guy Mentioned Our...
It is no news that there is, has been and most likely will continue to be, a kind of sort of ongoing beef like this between Nigeria and Ghana. But is it really any wonder? To Nigerians, Ghana is like...
View Article7 ‘Rich’ Things You Do When You’re Secretly Poor
1. When you take buses and keke napeps for 90% of the journey and then use an Uber for the last 10% so you arrive at where you’re going in grand style. Laides and Gentlemen. I have arrived! 2. When...
View ArticleWhat are The Craziest Insults in Your Language? We Want to Know!!
They say Yoruba people know how to abuse. Especially when they’re abusing you and smiling at you at the same time!! Like, WHY?!! But you will hear some Hausa insults that will make you do like this:...
View ArticleThe Zikoko Guide To Making A Nigerian Horror Movie
1. Location is everything. You can use the city but the bush is always better. The forest will add an extra layer of suspense to the movie. And you can’t beat those natural sounds of the owl hooting...
View ArticleThese 7 Things Are The Most Nigerian Things Ever
1. Shouting “UP NEPA” whenever the power comes back on. Only in Nigeria. 2. Saying “In case of Incasity” Incasity is not a word. LOL 3. Referring to this breed of dog as “Local Dogs”. Till today...
View ArticleThese President Buhari’s 2019 Campaign Posters Will Make You Say ‘Wait, What?’
Don’t say our own is too much o! But this is too good to ignore! Apparently, President Buhari isn’t really working from home because he’s too tired to go to office. Yes. Daddy Bubu just really...
View ArticleSomeone Shared A Clip Of Genevieve Nnaji’s First Movie Ever And Now We’re in...
It is impossible to list some of our favourite actresses from the golden age of Nollywood without mentioning her name. Genevieve Nnaji frequently grace our screens and warmed our hearts. With her...
View Article6 Nigerians You Didn’t Notice In Famous Hollywood Movies.
1. Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje Born to Nigerian Yoruba parents but given up for adoption to a British couple, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje has been repping Nigeria in Hollywood since he starred in his first...
View Article5 Songs About Nigeria That Will Make You Angry For No Reason
1. ‘Jagbajantis’ by Sound Sultan Sound Sultan sang about people sleeping at the American embassy in their bid to get visas, people selling all their property to make up the money to buy tickets....
View Article5 Reasons Why We Can’t Wait For The Wedding Party 2!
Undoubtedly, The Wedding Party was LIT! Sola Sobowale was giving us so much life! So naturally, this was us when we heard that there was going to be a sequel to The Wedding Party!!! And here are 5...
View Article6 Bizarre Theories About The Fire Outbreak At The Oba Of Lagos’ Palace
1. Jazz People are saying that the Ooni used jazz to set the Oba’s palace on fire because he’s still angry about being snubbed. 2. Ooni hired thugs to burn the palace down. Because he’s still angry...
View Article18 Rhymes From Your Childhood You Were Too Young to Understand
1. Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star The original lyrics of this rhyme was in French and told of a young girl tormented by love. A very sad something, not the starry, hopeful tune we constantly recited. 2....
View Article10 Things People Who Don’t Understand Football Can Relate To
1. The only footballers you know are C.Ronaldo and Lionel Messi. Apparently they’re the greatest footballers ever so people never shut up about them. 2. You really don’t know what “Offside” means....
View ArticleQuiz: 90’s Babies, How Well Do You Remember These Old Nigerian Ads?
How well do you remember TV from ten years ago? Do you remember those really cool jingles us 90’s babies grew up listening to? You do? No, we don’t believe it! Prove it – take this quiz and defend...
View Article11 Stages Of Accepting Your Baldness
1. You’ll be in denial when people start telling you that your hair is thinning at the top of your head. Shut up joor. I’m only 17. 2. You look at your Afro in the mirror and you think to yourself...
View Article5 Delicious Food Combos Lagosians Know To Be Lit!
When it comes to tasty food combos, Lagosians can never carry last! 1. Because, there’s the delicious Ewa Agoyin and Agege bread to have for breakfast. 2. We can’t forget to mention Frejon and fish...
View Article6 Nigerians Under 40 Who Should Probably Rule Nigeria, But Won’t
It was an inspiring moment for the world, but particularly for Nigerians, when 39 year-old Emmanuel Macron emerged winner of the French Presidential elections. It was particularly inspiring for...
View ArticleThis Video Perfectly Describes Everything We Feel About Adulting
Adulting is hard. Like very very very hard. Whether you are in Nigeria or in Obodo, you will agree that “adulting” is not even easy at all. There are so many responsibilities and expectations....
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