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11 Struggles Any Intern/House Officer Can Relate to

1. So, you just graduated from a College Of Medicine or Faculty Of Pharmacy eh? And they are even calling you young doctor or “pharm pharm” at home… 2. And they told you that Internship/Housemanship...

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12 Moments In Life When You’re Secretly Naked And No One Knows

1. When you’re on the phone with your boss telling him how sick you are. But really you’re just naked. 2. When you’re taking a picture of your head to show of your new hairstyle. But really you’re...

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This Guy Made a Video Titled ‘Buhari, Stay With Us’ And We Don’t Know How to...

Yesterday, a YouTube video landed on Twitter that started the hashtag #BuhariStayWithUs is ‘trending’ http:// The intro clip has President Buhari saying “what’s wrong with going on vacation?” Vanguard...

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All The Things We Say We Will Never Do Again But Somehow Still Do

1. “I will never call my ex again” Well, guess who’s calling their ex? 2. “I will never use (insert your most frustrating network provider here) ever again” Then the network comes up with some...

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17 Annoying Things Anybody That Had An Extra Year In University Will Relate To

1. When you realize that you’re going to have an extra year, you will want to die. GOD NO! 2. Your sorrow will intensify if the course(s) that made you fail is a course your brain has decided not to...

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9 Times Living Alone Is The Absolute Worst

1. When you’re living alone, everyone thinks you’re enjoying because you’re no longer under your parent’s rules but you’re really just suffering. 2. You realise that paying rent is only one of the...

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10 Reasons Why Being a Broke Student is Different from Being a Broke Human Being

1. Sometimes, as a broke Nigerian student, you see people tweeting INSIDE AN UBER about how things are hard 2. Hardship? WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HARDSHIP? LET ME TELL YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO BE BROKE!! 3....

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7 Terrifying Thoughts That Will Occasionally Cross Your Mind As An Adult

1. You’ll remember all the awkward interactions you’ve ever had and shame will eat at you. That time somebody wished you a Happy Birthday and you replied with “Same to you”. 2. You will remember that...

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Every Nigerian Household Has Had These 7 Kinds Of Visitors

1. Mr/Mrs Money Bags These are always our favourite kinds of visitors. The big aunties and uncles that always come armed with goodies and never leave without dropping “something” in your hand when...

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This is a Video of a Pastor Kissing His Lady Flock. Wait What?

I am not easily astonished but this had me shook Because- correct me if I’m wrong, but it looks like an African pastor somewhere has done it again Even the heavenly hosts are looking downwards like...

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11 Types Of Teachers Everybody Had In Secondary School

1. The Lazy Teacher The one that’ll come to class and just read their note to you. They won’t explain shit. If anybody asks a question, they’ll immediately give it as an assignment to the whole class....

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This Nigerian Comedy Series Featuring God, An Indian Ninja and a Dead Man Is...

In case y’all didn’t know, you need to know now, Nollywood is not your mate. Yes, ashuali, I do. Ah mean, just look at this movie, Banana Island Ghost, it’s got everything… It’s got a dead guy… Like,...

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All The Things That Happen When Rain Catches You On Your Way To Work

1. You will see the rain clouds gathering as you’re about leaving your house but you will ignore it. You will tell yourself that you’ll get to the office before it starts. You won’t even carry...

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6 Questions Guys Secretly Want To Ask Girls About Makeup

1. How much lipstick do girls swallow daily? Like, how do y’all eat with lipstick and not swallow some of it? 2. How are girls not terrified about the concept of gluing fake eyelashes to their eyes?...

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All The Times Nigerian Ladies Were The Absolute Worst At “Shooting Your Shot”

We always tell guys to “shoot your shot”. Set that P. Seize that bae. Slide into that DM. History has made men the initiators of love and relationships. But that history is changing. Men aren’t the...

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10 Times Nigerian Hairdressers Were The Absolute Worst

1. When they give you an 8 o’clock appointment but won’t show up till ten. So this is where I will spend my entire day? 2. After showing up late, they use another one hour to sweep and arrange the...

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All The Good And Bad Things About Being A Parent

1. When you have a baby, ALL your relatives will want to give the child their own official name. How many names do you want my child to have? Please go away. 2. Having kids means you now have little...

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Someone Tried To Compare Nigerian Jollof With Liberian Jollof And We Are Very...

Since the beginning of time, Nigerian Jollof has been in competition with Ghanaian Jollof. The battle has always been fierce. Keenly contested. But Nigerian jollof always comes out victorious. Ah...

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A Fan Tried To Come For Davido On Social Media And He Clapped Back Hard

In another episode of celebrities clapping back at rude people online, we have Davido VS a fan. It all started when a video of a little boy singing Davido’s hit song “IF” went viral a few days ago....

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Banky W Dedicated This Music Video To Adesua And It’s Absolutely The Sweetest...

The news of Banky W and Adesua Etomi’s engagement quite literally broke the Internet. It got all of us in our feels. Then he wrote a song for her and everyone thought it was absolutely beautiful. Now...

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