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14 Embarrassing Things Guys Do That Girls Will Never Understand
1. 90% of the time when we walk funny, it’s because we’re trying to adjust our testicles. We have no control over how they position themselves. It’s not our fault. 2. Pretty much every guy has low key...
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Your Favorite Nigerian Bank Just Released a Children’s Day Video And We’re...
With Children’s Day around the corner (no, literally, it’s tomorrow), Nigerian brands have started advertising hard, as usual Free recharge cards, weirdly-designed Twitter pictures, forced hashtags...
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Zikoko Selects: Our Top Funniest Videos This Week (Because You Deserve Nice...
1. This Yoruba movie with CGI @funny_african_pics) + Follow (It has the added benefit of featuring Odunlade in it) 2. This FalzTheBahdGuy video that will make you cry if you’re a beardless man...
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Nigerians Are Dragging Their Employers On Twitter And It Is Freaking Hilarious
If you’re a Nigerian living in Nigeria (even if you live outside the country), you know about our high levels of unemployment. It is a terrible something. Nigerian employers sef are not helping...
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Here are 10 Most Interesting Quotes From President Osinbajo’s #DemocracyDay...
Happy Democracy Day, Nigeria! It is very important for us to remember that no matter how tough things are, we are at least a democratic government that gets to choose its own leaders Anywhooo. Our...
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All The Things That Go Through Your Mind When You Buy From An Online Vendor
1. You’ll be scrolling jejely on one social media platform and see something nice that catches your eye. Well, I like what I like… 2. And maybe there is small change in your account, so you can...
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8 Types of Ways Nigerian Guys React to Girls on Their Periods
1. The Disgusted Guys “I’m on my period.” “Ewwww.” “Your face is ewwww but you don’t see me complaining.” 2. The DISGUSTING Boyfriends “I’m on my period.” “Your mouth isn’t though, if you get my...
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Nigerians Are Dragging This American Singer For “Stealing” Phyno’s Song
It is a fact, Nigerians on social media are savage and have zero chill. If you come for them, they will drag you all over the face of the Internet. Which is what they are doing to a certain American...
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Thousands of Nigerians in 111 LGAs Were Asked About Buhari. This is What They...
Yesterday, Premium Times Nigeria published a report from the Center for Democracy and Development (CDC). The report was about President Muhammadu Buhari (whereabouts unknown) In the report, 4,097...
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VP Osinbajo Just Announced That You Can Own a House For N30k And We’re Shook
Everything has gone from 0-100 since Vice President Osinbajo stepped in as Acting President once again. The promises have begun, again, my friend… After delivering that Democracy Day speech from...
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This Former Governor’s Wife Is Getting Dragged Online For The Bizarre Makeup...
The Lagos History Lecture, one of the events held to celebrate Lagos at 50, took place on the 24th of May 2017. One of the many prominent people in attendance was former governor of Imo and Lagos...
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All The Weird Rituals Nigerian Women Perform Before The Sweet Lovemaking
Here’s a list of a couple things Nigerian women do to get into the groove when it’s sexy time: 1. Have a cool shower. Gotta keep the surface area clean and smelling fresh. Might as well even trim the...
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This Video Of a British Choir Singing To Osun Will Have You Reaching For Your...
Beyonce isn’t the only one paying homage to the goddess Osun. This choir, the London Lucumi Choir, specializes in songs for Osun, the great Yoruba goddess. The songs are sung in Lucumi, a derivative...
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8 Reasons Why You Haven’t Really Had Sex Until You’ve Had Married Sex
1. You can be fully in the moment and not get distracted by anything. With random sex, you will occasionally worry about stuff like “Does this person really like me? Do they think I’m terrible at sex?...
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10 Absolutely Terrifying Moments In The Life Of The Average Nigerian
1. When you just arrived at the party and you hear jollof rice has finished. 2. When you’re next in line at your favourite bukka and they say the dodo has finished. 3. When you just get down from a...
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7 Times Your Parents Made You Feel Like You Were Adopted
1. When you fail in school and your father says he doesn’t understand how a child of his can be so stupid. Ah! Me! Seed of your loins! 2. When you do something wrong and your parents whoop your ass so...
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Nigeria Is Set To Launch A Satellite Into Space But Not Everyone Is Excited...
So tomorrow, Nigeria will be launching a satellite into space! Ikr! The satellite will be launched in partnership with four other countries; Japan, Ghana, Mongolia and Bangladesh, and would be...
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8 Things Everyone Who Used To Be The Teacher’s Pet Will Immediately Understand
There were some good things about being a teacher’s pet: 1. You’re always the default person to write the names of noisemakers. 2. You always know what everyone scored in the class test or exam....
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Arsene Wenger Just Signed A New Two-Year Contract To Stay On As The Coach Of...
Arsene Wenger just signed a new 2 year contract to stay on as Arsenal’s coach. LOOOOL! If you’re not a football fan, we will explain why this is funny. Arsenal has been losing it recently. They...
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7 Things You’ll Relate To If You’re A Terrible Person Deep Down
1. When someone trips and falls (even if it’s an old person), your first reaction is this *snickers* 2. When somebody tells you that they’re sick and instead of saying sorry, your reaction is this “Is...
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