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Were You The Annoying Last Born In Your Family?
Was this how you went to report, anytime you heard your siblings planning to play without inviting you? Let’s see what Daddy thinks about this fine idea. When you notice your parents are starting to...
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6 Animals That Have Suffered In The Hands Of Superstitious Nigerians
Have you ever stopped to think about the long list of innocent animals who just want to chill and exist the way they were meant to but keep getting killed by superstitious Nigerians? Of course, you...
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You’ll Understand This If You Were A Day Student In A Nigerian Boarding School
I put it to you that in Nigerian secondary schools no group of people are more marginalized than day students in a day and boarding school. As if just being in secondary school is not stressful...
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All The People You’ll See In 7am, Third Mainland Traffic
The women trying to balance one hand on the wheel, while the other completes that left eye brow they couldn’t finish at home. We stan a woman that likes to live dangerously on the edge. Those people...
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She’s Just Not That Into You. And You Should Know.
Almost everyone has been there before; the emotional abyss that is unrequited love. You like her and you think she likes you back. But you’re the only one who can see it. Sometimes it’s easy to tell...
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5 Nigerian Novels That Deserve Movie Adaptations
The teaser trailer for the 2D animated movie adaptation of Cyprian Ekwensi’s “The Passport Of Mallam Ilia” was recently released. After freaking out over how awesome it looks (SO GOOD, YOU GUYS!), I...
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5 Women On Why They Don’t Want To Get Married
With the way Nigerians talk about marriage and the importance of getting married, you’ll think that they share dollars along with your marriage certificate at the registry. For many unmarried...
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If I Could Travel Back In Time To Any Point In Nigeria’s History, These Are...
From social media to pop music to technology, today’s world is more exciting than it has ever been. Yet, I cannot deny that there are things in history that I wish I could have been there to...
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5 Games Perfect For Ruining Friendships On Game Night
Like Jumanji, there are certain games that contain magic and are inherently evil. These games have the uncanny ability to produce nothing but anger, frustration, and misery amongst friends and family,...
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12 Of The Biggest Sins According To Nigerian Lecturers.
Thinking you can get an A in his course when you know fully well: “A is for the gods.” If you never had a lecturer tell you, you couldn’t get an A in his course, you definitely needed a visa to get to...
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9 Ways To Spice Up Nigerian Parent-Child Relationships
Most Nigerian parent-child relationships are pretty straightforward. Here’s a typical conversation in the average Nigerian home between a parent and a child: Parent: Do what I say. Child: Okay....
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Travel Tips For Everyone Heading East This Christmas
Tis the season to pack up a couple of things and head back home to go and spend half of what you’ve earned this year. At least you’ll be doing it with family and friends, drinking palm wine and...
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We Know All The Members Of Your Family Whatsapp Group
You know what’s worse than WhatsApp groups with members who send type ‘what’s up’ as ‘xup’? Family Whatsapp groups. You think your mum and dad sending you fake news BCs about poisonous apples stresses...
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Here’s What’s On Every Nigerians Christmas Wish List
The average Nigerian isn’t very big on gift giving. Growing up if you asked your parents for a Christmas gift and they didn’t reply with ‘I gave you the gift of life, then congratulations you are one...
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Come, How Far This Minimum Wage?
We don’t know if you’ve noticed, but everything is now cost. A bag of rice has entered 10k, the good Gala betrayed us and now goes for ₦100, even shayo makers have doubled their hustle, you probably...
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On “Skin”, Minz Chooses To Judge A Book By Its Cover
Afropop loves the female form. Bar money, it is its favourite thing to talk about. So when Minz begins his ode to his interest’s skin – “Me love all your skin, Me love how you glow”, it is not...
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Stop Everything, Nigerians Talk Is Back
What happens when you put a group of chatty young Nigerians, who are tired of the country together? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From...
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4 Things No-One Tells You About Moving Out
Independence. From the moment it dawns on you that people don’t remain their parents’ responsibility forever (more on this later), you begin to crave that life of your own – one where you’re in...
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You Are Invited To Our “Nigerians Talk” Watch Parties
We’ve been making a whole lot of noise about Nigerians Talk. You guys haven’t let us hear word about it since we put out the audition call too. By now you must have watched the first episode, probably...
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4 Pros (And Cons) Of Being In A Relationship
Being in a relationship can be a beautiful thing. But much like everything else in this life, it also has its downsides. My goal here is to list and explain all the pros and cons of relationships. So...
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