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The Dangers Of Worldly Entertainment – According To This Guy Who Had A Convo...
Once upon a time, an insane Christian book that claimed the devil created football as a tool to destroy humanity trended on the internet. I did the dirty work of actually reading and recapping it. The...
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Sex Life: Expressing My Sexuality In A Homophobic Community
Sex Life is an anonymous Zikoko weekly series that explores the pleasures, frustrations and excitement of sex in the lives of Nigerians. Today’s subject is a 24-year-old bisexual Muslim woman. She...
View ArticleQuiz: What Kind Of Rice Matches Your Personality?
In Nigeria, the good Lord of food blessed us with rice as a staple meal. That would’ve been all well and good if we Nigerians were not extra, experimenting and creating all sorts of recipes out of...
View ArticleQuiz: Can We Guess Where Your Wedding Destination Will Be?
Weddings are a big deal pretty much everywhere. We know you want yours to be one of the most magical days of your life, which is why we went through the trouble of making this quiz, to tell you where...
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What’s It Like To Be 24 And Unemployed?
Every week, Zikoko seeks to understand how people move the Naira in and out of their lives. Some stories will be struggle-ish, others will be bougie. All the time, it’ll be revealing. The subject of...
View ArticleQUIZ: When Will You Get Your Dream Job?
Trying to find a job in Nigeria that brings you joy can feel like you’re looking for a microscopic needle in a very messy haystack. So, we’ve created a quiz that will try its very best to guess when...
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13 Things You’ll Relate To If You’ve Ever Attended A Nigerian Concert
1. When you arrive at the concert on time. Oh? So the time on the poster was just a suggestion? 2. The light and sound crew after doing the bare minimum: Good luck hearing or seeing anything. 3. You,...
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How To Make A Nigerian Drug Advert
We’ve already established before that tv adverts seem to exist in their own cinematic universe with specific rules. However, Nigerian ads are in a league of their own, as, in a bid to sell viewers...
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We Asked 5 Nigerians To Share Their Ghosting Tales
You meet someone, go on a couple dates and then realise they’re not that interesting (or whatever the case may be). So how do you break the news? Well, you don’t. You simply end all forms of...
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QUIZ: Which Classic Nollywood Bad Boy Are You?
Ladies and gentlemen. We are gathered here today to honour the big and strong men who took it upon themselves to be typecast in the Nigerian movie industry as kidnappers, cultists, armed robbers, and...
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10 Things We Still Can’t Believe Happened In Nigeria This Year
Man, things happened in Nigeria this year of our Lord, 2019. Pastors turned auditoriums to makeshift UFC fighting rings and the first lady wants you all to know about her lack of table talk. (Here’s...
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10 Things You’ll Relate To If You’re A Naturalista
Being an unofficial ambassador for African hair can be quite appealing, especially when you wow people with your kinky afro and cute hairstyles. But everything has a downside to it, and the struggle...
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9 Things Only Office Clowns Will Understand
1. How your co-workers expect you to enter the office every day As per professional clown. 2. When you’re about to say something and everyone starts laughing before you let out a word. Am I a joke to...
View Article#BumpThis: Kizz Daniel’s “Jaho” & Oxlade’s “Craze”
There’s so much new music being released that it’s hard for even the most loyal fans to wade through the trash to find the gems. That’s why we’ve created #BumpThis – a daily series that features new...
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How To Pay Your Bills From Anywhere In The Country This Time of Year
Brethren! Detty December is upon us. And we all know how hectic it can get managing things this season. A thing as simple as paying a bill can slip your mind because you’re so determined to attend...
View ArticleQuiz: Can We Guess How Many People You’ve Dated?
We don’t know you, but thanks to our powerful algorithm, our quizzes give only accurate results. Today, we will correctly guess the number of people you’ve dated. If you have a problem with the...
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On ‘Lord Of Lamba’, Naira Marley Shows He’s Street Royalty
In the past couple of months, Naira Marley has managed to inexplicably garner a cult following. Following his 2017 breakout single, “Issa Goal”, an EFCC arrest and a slew of divisive hit songs...
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The 10 Best Nigerian Movies Of The 2010s
The end of the 2000s saw Nollywood go from being mostly direct-to-video to making stuff that was worth watching in cinemas. Movies like 2009’s The Figurine showed that audiences were willing to pay...
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Powering Through Lagos Traffic This Christmas
In Lagos, two things are certain every Christmas: detty concerts and bumper to bumper traffic, upped by a bajillion notches. It’s the absolute worst really, and no higher power can save you from it –...
View ArticleQUIZ: When Will You Meet The Love Of Your Life?
The love of your life is out there somewhere, and no, this not just a quiz for single people. If you’re in a relationship, it’s possible that the person you’re dating is just a placeholder. So, it’s...
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