Surviving Body-Shaming In University of Uyo: Martha’s Aluta And Chill
Students in Nigerian universities have stories to tell, but hardly anyone to tell them to. For our new weekly series, Aluta and Chill, we are putting the spotlight on these students and their various...
View Article12 Things You’ll Relate To If You Love & Hate IJGB Season
1. You, sending out those “Are you in town?” texts like: At least one of them will yield results. 2. You, leaving all your other relationships to focus on your IJGB fling: Just give me two weeks, my...
View Article9 Things Nigerians Should Be Thankful For In 2019
Nigeria is a shitty place for those who live here, many seek an escape route. But, amid the insecurities, bad economy, and the uncaring government, some things happened this year that make us feel...
View ArticleQUIZ: How Well Do You Remember The Movie, Stolen Bible?
Take this quiz to test your knowledge of the batshit crazy 2004 Nollywood classic comedy, Stolen Bible, starring Kate Henshaw. The post QUIZ: How Well Do You Remember The Movie, Stolen Bible? appeared...
View ArticleHow To Kill Your Sim Card In 7 Easy Steps
Today on our How-To series, we will be taking you on a step by step procedure of how to successfully murder your sim card. The good thing about these steps is how easy they are to accomplish, leaving...
View ArticleQUIZ: How Many People Are Currently Crushing On You?
Most people go through life unaware of the effect they have on others. While it might come as a shock to you, there are very likely a bunch of people that would risk it all for just a bit of your...
View ArticleBreezing Through Budapest: Erutay’s Abroad Life.
So, I’m about to Charles Anazado you. Can you tell me ‘good morning’ in Hungarian? Hmm. Ah wait. There are like three ways to say this thing. Let me think. Dun do this to Charles, I’ll make a Twitter...
View Article12 Things You’ll Relate To If You Spend Christmas With Nigerian Relatives
1. When your aunty comments on your weight a second after seeing you. Please, can you focus on your own weight? 2. When the topic of your marriage inevitably comes up. Try and mind your business. 3....
View ArticleQUIZ: What Are You Getting For Christmas?
Have you been naughty or nice this year? I’ll be the judge of that. Find out out what you’re getting for Christmas: The post QUIZ: What Are You Getting For Christmas? appeared first on Zikoko!.
View ArticleThe Guide To Being A Nigerian Lecturer
Everyone has to agree that a lot of Nigerian lecturers belong to one big elite club. This would explain why they have an almost identical modus operandi. What do you have to do to become a part of...
View ArticleThis Guy Claims To Have Walked Around Hell For 4 Hours Interviewing People
Once upon a time, an insane Christian book that claimed the devil created football as a tool to destroy humanity trended on the internet. I did the dirty work of actually reading and recapping it. The...
View ArticleQuiz: Which Boarding School Mythical Creature Will Haunt You Tonight?
Boarding school was more about myths than it was actually about socialising and learning with other students. In our opinion, it is the place parents send their kids to punish them. That’s why several...
View ArticleSex Life: Marriage Has Drained My Appetite For Adventure
Sex Life is an anonymous Zikoko weekly series that explores the pleasures, frustrations and excitement of sex in the lives of Nigerians. Today’s subject is a 32-year-old heterosexual man who got...
View ArticleQuiz: Which 2019 Nigerian Song Describes Your Love Life?
You’ve probably been vibing to these songs without giving them much thought. But here is the thing; they say one or two things about your love life. We would like you to know where you stand, so we...
View ArticleHe Was Headed For Engineering, Then NYSC Happened
Every week, Zikoko seeks to understand how people move the Naira in and out of their lives. Some stories will be struggle-ish, others will be bougie. All the time, it’ll be revealing. This week’s...
View ArticleQUIZ: What Old School Christmas Outing Location Are You?
Long before we grew up and began engaging in the extreme sport that is attending Lagos concerts during Detty December, there were like only five places in Lagos our parents took us to celebrate the...
View ArticleQuiz: How Well Do You Know Dino Melaye?
Take the test and see. Did you find this interesting? Please take this quick survey to help us create better content for you in 2020. The post Quiz: How Well Do You Know Dino Melaye? appeared first on...
View ArticleQUIZ: When Will You Make Your First Million In 2020?
2020 is almost here, and we know you already have big plans for the year. One of those plans has to include making more money, so we’ve created a quiz that lets you know when in the upcoming year...
View ArticleShe’s Fighting To Hold On To Sanity: Itohan’s Aluta And Chill
Students in Nigerian universities have stories to tell, but hardly anyone to tell them to. For our new weekly series, Aluta and Chill, we are putting the spotlight on these students and their various...
View ArticleQUIZ: Are You Scared Of Commitment?
Do you quake in your boots when you have to commit, or are you a commitment sensei? Take this quiz to find out where you stand on the spectrum: Did you find this interesting? Please take this quick...
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